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Duncanpup

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Current location: I live in a trump supporting community 2 bars 1 vfw so beer therapy is available
Member since: Mon Jan 30, 2017, 04:00 PM
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So a guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm

He tells the bartender Iíll have a beer and one for the road please.

The white sheets are flying half mast at Fox News

Just read this on Twitter canít post from I phone

The past present and future walk into a bar

It was tense

So my doc is mad and asked me why I sent his bill back unopened

I told him doc you were the one who told me to avoid stress

How do you hide $100 bill from a televangelist

Hide it inside his Bible
Thank you Iíll be doing my act at the monthly Antifa potluck today. Sanity claws reminded me we need soup cans to fight the facist with.

A Russian spy a evangelical and klansman walk into a bar

The bartender says sorry the republican convention is next door.

I'm making ham salad for our Antifa potluck today

Had our son bring out the food processor and I thawed the Easter ham Iíll bring ritz and saltines as well.

So my doc asked me am I into dangerous sports

I replied yes sometimes I talk back to my wife

My wife asked last night if I wanted to watch a horror movie , she said you pick it out

I replied ok does the vcr work Iíll dig up our wedding video.

So my nephew was telling me the army is developing better night optics

Compared to what I used the nodís night optics device in the infantry mid 1980ís. So In theory I guess weíre generation 3 to 4 on seeing in the dark to shoot the boogeyman lite that fucker up send his ass to powder valley.

My nephew is career army a fine NCO I mentioned over the phone I hope they Grunt proof them very well. Out of experience I know that once a infantry pfc gets them the chances of them getting broke go way up.

Pfc - Hey sarge my shit ainít working I canít see shit
Sarge- Dammit pfc you only had them for 5 minutes fresh out the case.
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