He tells the bartender I’ll have a beer and one for the road please.

Just read this on Twitter can’t post from I phone

It was tense

I told him doc you were the one who told me to avoid stress

Hide it inside his Bible
Thank you I’ll be doing my act at the monthly Antifa potluck today. Sanity claws reminded me we need soup cans to fight the facist with.

The bartender says sorry the republican convention is next door.

Had our son bring out the food processor and I thawed the Easter ham I’ll bring ritz and saltines as well.

I replied yes sometimes I talk back to my wife

I replied ok does the vcr work I’ll dig up our wedding video.

Compared to what I used the nod’s night optics device in the infantry mid 1980’s. So In theory I guess we’re generation 3 to 4 on seeing in the dark to shoot the boogeyman lite that fucker up send his ass to powder valley.

My nephew is career army a fine NCO I mentioned over the phone I hope they Grunt proof them very well. Out of experience I know that once a infantry pfc gets them the chances of them getting broke go way up.

Pfc - Hey sarge my shit ain’t working I can’t see shit
Sarge- Dammit pfc you only had them for 5 minutes fresh out the case.