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Duncanpup

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Current location: I live in a trump supporting community 2 bars 1 vfw so beer therapy is available
Member since: Mon Jan 30, 2017, 04:00 PM
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Do not worry about your smart phone or laptop spying on you.

The Vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.

Dreamt of my wife last night I woke up smiling.

In my dream my wife and I were buying a roasted chicken, I woke up before we ordered the sides I’m sure we would have gotten her red skin potato salad.

Saw my brother yesterday he's going bald doing the comb over

I said if your wife ever leaves you over you going bald it’s hair- loss

Why is it the first pancake or two or three

Either overcooked torn apart or undercooked well that’s where my domestic woof pack comes in they are clean up crew.

Louisiana fish fry mix

This is first time we ever tried this mix not bad on catfish.

Three furry mooches in kitchen yes on making hush puppies.

So I saw this book online I'm going to buy ,the title is how to solve 50% of your problems.

I am going to buy two.

Crab dip

Morning I’m off tonight going to make this crab dip, the boys on cyber school three days week now two days in attendance, they are making Bangers and mash with onion gravy I don’t think we ever tried it.

Crab dip
8ounces cream cheese
1/4 cup mayonnaise
1/4 cup sour cream
2 cloves minced garlic
1/4 diced onion
1.5 teaspoon old bay
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon Worcestershire
1teaspoon hot sauce
Cup shredded cheese
1/4 cup lemon juice
1 pound crab meet I’m using canned

I’m gonna mix everything together cook at 350 for 20 minutes

Then I’ll take it out mix in crab meat cheese hot sauce mix everything.
I tripled this myself because we love crab dip
And bake for another 20 minutes I may use one of those disposable aluminum pans for the bake.

Thinking I’ll serve this over sourdough bread.

Grocery shopping with boys I tore groceries list 3 ways

As I handed them their list assignments , Gouda luck men.

And remember the ? Is to Brie or not to Brie.

I remember my wife would get so mad if I'd make breakfast puns, she warned me if I did anymore.

I’m toast yet my son would egg me on he’s such a ham.

In every relationship ,there is a person who stacks the dishwasher.

Like a Scandinavian architect and one who is like a raccoon on meth.

Just read this and I thought my wife was definitely the Scandinavian architect.
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