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December 19, 2025

Friday, Dec. 19th (and the weekend) - Late-night talk show guest listings



There will be a lot of repeats and pre-empted shows in the next couple weeks.
It's that time of the year!

December 19, 2025

Robert Reich: After almost a year of Trump II: What's it REALLY all about?



Link: https://robertreich.substack.com/p/after-almost-a-year-of-trump-ii-whats

Friends,

Today, after almost a year of Trump’s second regime, I want to talk about the challenge Trump and his regime pose to America’s moral purpose. The best way into the subject is, I think, to ask a few questions about what’s been happening, and then offer an answer to all of them.

Questions:

— Why does Trump’s latest National Security Strategy, released this month, make no distinction between despotism and democracy?

— Why is Trump abandoning Europe and siding with Putin over Ukraine?

— Why is Trump also solicitous of Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince MBS, Hungary’s Viktor Orban, and Benjamin Netanyahu?

— Why is the Trump regime so intent on detaining or deporting undocumented people in the United States who have not committed any crimes and have been productive members of their communities for years?

— Why is the Trump regime barring people from even entering the United States whose home countries are predominantly Muslim or whose inhabitants have mostly black or brown skin?

— Why has the Trump regime allowed Andrew and Tristan Tate — arrested in Romania in 2023 on charges of human trafficking, rape, and forming an organized criminal group to sexually exploit women — to come to the United States?

— Why is the Trump regime admitting into the U.S. white South Africans as refugees, but not Black or brown people who are in grave danger around the world?

— Why has the Trump regime cracked down on diversity, equity, and inclusion initiatives in universities, the public sector, and the private sector?

— Why has Trump targeted for prosecution or intimidation so many women of color who are now in, or have recently occupied, positions of power in the United States?

Answer to all of the above:

Trump and the people around him are not interested in protecting America’s democratic ideals from the global enemies of those ideals. They reject the progress America and the rest of what used to be called the “free world” have achieved in advancing democracy, the rule of law, social justice, and human rights.

The world they seek is one of white supremacy, male dominance, the superiority of the Judeo-Christian tradition over all other creeds, and America-first nationalism.

White male Christian nationalism is about power. It seeks to give white Christian men power over Black and brown people, over women, over people who are not Judeo-Christians, over people born outside the United States, and over anyone who does not fit neatly into the structure and roles of a traditional family.

White male Christian nationalism has more in common with Vladimir Putin, who condemns LGBTQ+ people and scoffs at human rights; with Saudi Arabia, which confines women to second-class status and murders critics of the regime; and with Viktor Orban, who views Muslim immigrants as direct threats to Europe’s Christian values, than it does with America’s traditional allies.

So, when Trump and his regime refer to America’s “national security,” they are not talking about security against authoritarian regimes that eschew democracy, the rule of law, and human rights. Their view of “national security” is security against forces — both inside America as well as abroad — that advocate democracy, the rule of law, and human rights (which they describe derisively as “woke” or “diversity, equity, and inclusion”) rather than white male Christian nationalism.
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In today's editorial piece, Robert Reich says it all out loud ... the same things we've been telling each other on DU for the past 8 or 9 years. It has really, REALLY become obvious in 2025. Mr. Reich has pretty much nailed it. The billionaire tech-bro "junta" that put Chump in the White House only has one objective, and this is it.

December 18, 2025

Today's Tiedrich rant: old man yells at country



Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/old-man-yells-at-country

what. the fuck. was that?

here’s what we were promised: a prime-time address to the nation, in which the President of the United States would soberly tout his achievements of the past year, and lay out his agenda for the future.

here’s what we got: some high-as-fuck shitwit, gibbering a mile a minute, gripping the podium for dear life, and barking out a non-stop barrage of obvious lies and nonsensical numbers.

Length: 0:22, closed captions available

“I negotiated directly with the drug companies, foreign nations, which were taking advantage of our country for many decades, to slash prices on drugs and pharmaceuticals by as much as four hundred, five hundred, and even six hundred percent. in other words, your drug costs will be plummeting downward.”

math, how does it work?

clearly, Donny and his handlers are in full panic mode. his approval numbers are in the shitter — so much so that even his own party is beginning to openly defy him. even Fox News can’t hide how toxic Donny’s become.

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Jeff Tiedrich is just getting warmed up here. Please read the rest on "Everyone is entitled to my own opinion."

I'm happy to say that I had choir practice last night, so I was forced to tear my eyeballs away from this riveting speech. Having read the various synopses and comments on LBN this morning, I'm so happy I did.

One additional comment - the screenshot of Faux Noise with Chump's falling numbers. Does everyone see what I see? Isn't that his prison mugshot from 2 years ago?
December 17, 2025

DVR Alert - Kamala Harris is the special guest on Jimmy Kimmel tonight!

Cross-posted from the TV Chat forum:



December 17, 2025

Wednesday, Dec. 17th - Late-night talk show guest listings



Wow! So many great choices tonight, but I have to go with Kamala Harris on Jimmy Kimmel ...

December 17, 2025

The Borowitz Report: Biden Eagerly Anticipating Jake Tapper's Book About Trump's Mental Decline



Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/biden-eagerly-anticipating-jake-tappers

GREENVILLE, DELAWARE (The Borowitz Report)—Former President Joe Biden said on Wednesday that “he can’t wait” for Jake Tapper to publish a scathing book about Donald J. Trump’s glaring mental decline.

“Jake hasn’t announced that he’s working on a book like that, but I’ll bet you anything he is,” Biden said. “He’s the master of this genre.”

Given Trump’s innumerable episodes of slurred speech, incoherent ramblings, and daytime narcolepsy, Biden predicted that “Jake must be writing one helluva long book.”

“I was feeling kind of sorry for Trump when I pictured him reading Jake’s book,” the former president said. “But then I remembered that he can’t read.”
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Good one Andy!
December 16, 2025

The Borowitz Report: The Hero We Need Now



Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/the-hero-we-need-now

One of the great joys of publishing TBR is the time I spend each day in the comments section reading what you have to say. Last week, this comment from a subscriber named Patricia got my attention:

“Exciting day for old ladies, I was arrested in front of the ICE building in Portland Oregon. The charge was obstructing access to a federal facility. Great optics a 75 year old white woman, 5’2”, 120 lbs., being dragged off by armed DHS officers. I was handcuffed and held for almost an hour. Being a nasty woman, instead of cringing and crying, I made fun of them and bragged about my history as a serial murderer and how being arrested and handcuffed ticked off another bucket list item for me. We have it all on video, can’t wait to show it to the judge.”


If this is the first you’re hearing of this incident, there’s a good reason: the corporate media refused to cover it. So I decided to share Patricia’s story.

I posted Patricia’s comment on Facebook and it immediately went viral, reaching over half a million people in a matter of hours. Patricia’s defiance of Kristi Noem’s lackeys drew overwhelming praise from Facebook commenters.

I contacted Patricia and she generously offered to answer a few questions—and shared this video of her arrest:

Screenshot [please view view the video on the OP link]:

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There's a great story here, and it's much longer than Andy's usual 4 paragraphs. Also it's interesting that the DHS officers are not masked, so most likely they can be identified. (He doesn't seem to be a regular ICE goon though.)

Thanks Andy Borowitz and this bold, nasty woman named Patricia in Portland, Oregon.

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