Thank you for the hearts!

Whoever you are. Don't tell me, I don't need to know.

In the biggest sports event of the day, Fluff beat Ruff in the Puppy Bowl

Did this happen? Trump said Americans shouldn't have guns.

If he did what will the NRA types do?

Watching 2001 A Space Odyssey on TV.

When the apemen were cavorting about I remembered that Barney Rubble line after he saw a poster for the movie One Million BC. "I want to see it. I like movies about life in the future." When the ship passed the moon, I heard "Hiya Hal. It's me Mike. I'm a computer too."

Happy Christmas to all our Orthodox Christian Friends!

Today is Orthodox Christmas.

What do cats dislike most about trees?

The bark.

Does anybody else like high end candy bars? If so, what?

My favorite candy bar brand is Ritter Sport, imported from Germany. I don't eat them every day. What's yours?

Does anybody remember what this is from?

A wife tells her husband, "You're supposed to be the breadwinner." So every day when he gets home from work, he grabs a loaf of bread and runs through the place waving it and yelling, "Look what I won!"

Happy Leif Eriksson Day to our Scandinavian Friends

He came to America 492 years before Columbus. He didn't get lost and think he'd landed in India.

Today is Talk Like a Parrot Day!

Pieces of eight.

Wolf