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A Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer and Computer Software Engineer were traveling down the road when their car suddenly stalled.

They drifted off to the side of the road.

The Mechanical Engineer said that it was obviously a problem with the engines Timing Belt. It must be slipping and not generating enough torque to keep the engine running.

The Electrical Engineer disagreed and said that it was obviously a problem with the cars Alternator not distributing power correctly and causing the engine to stall.

The Computer Software Engineer said; " man, you guys have no clue... all we need to do is get out of the car and then get back in"


Fuck the whole lot of them.

The same people ranting about "Democrats lack of message", are the very same people that gave us hours, upon hours of a FUCKING EMPTY PODIUM in 2016.

There were times I thought my TV had developed a new "screen saver".

You want a message? Here it is..."Go Fuck Yourselves"!

When sane people are once again in power, we're going to do all we fucking can to get rid of "corporate news", and ensure that quite a few of these "pundits" spend the remainder of their lives covering obituaries in some god-forsaken shit-hole in Dumbfuckistan, 'Murika.

Yes they can!!!

They can also be considered during sentencing as they can be used to establish character.
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