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May 16, 2026

The "Most" Powerful Military in the world is a paper Tiger and a Pussy he can no longer grab

We haven't won a war since 1945 (except for the War on Cuba ). We are loaded with debt......we have the largest nuclear arsenal in the world that we can only use....at our peril (so does North Korea) . They scoff at us thinking that we have any say on a 23 mile stretch of waterway that is choking the unholy shit out of the world (which is willing to wait out the Magat King to die). The Ayatollahs own our ass. China owns everything else.

That's like saying that the Seattle Seahawks are the World Champions of Football which nobody else says!
Stand back America......

We are now the Greatest Paper Tiger that Dared to Meow!

THAT'S A PUSSY HE CAN'T GRAB!

May 15, 2026

He lost two more wars this week

Iran.......and then....China.

He's choked on his brilliant plan to steal Iran's oil........ And he can't bomb teenage school girls anymore...... guess where all the ayatollahs are sheltering. SHHHHH!!!!!!!

And then he went groveling to China......HE OFFERED PRESIDENT JI A SI-LENT SHARE IN EACH OF THESE COMPANIES

FROM AI
🧑‍💼 Key Executives Who Accompanied Trump to China
Based on reporting from AP News, CBS News, and Newsday, the following executives were confirmed as part of Trump’s delegation:

Elon Musk — CEO of Tesla and SpaceX; traveled aboard Air Force One with Trump.

Jensen Huang — CEO of Nvidia; also traveled aboard Air Force One.

Tim Cook — CEO of Apple; part of the business delegation.

Kelly Ortberg — CEO of Boeing.

Larry Fink — CEO of BlackRock.

Jane Fraser — CEO of Citigroup.

Stephen Schwarzman — CEO of Blackstone.

Cristiano Amon — CEO of Qualcomm.

Ryan McInerney — CEO of Visa.

Sanjay Mehrotra — CEO of Micron.

Michael Miebach — CEO of Mastercard.

Brian Sikes — CEO of Cargill.

David Solomon — CEO of Goldman Sachs.

Jacob Thaysen — CEO of Illumina.

End of AI answer

AND HE'LL ADD FSD FOR FREE....BUT THEY'VE GOT TO TAKE ELON TOO!!!!! PLEASE......

May 15, 2026

I was going to paint my toilet bowl blue

butt he stole my idea.....I just don't want to get sued. So now.......
I will just paint his face on the bottom of my bowl

It will reflect like shit stains on my ass

May 14, 2026

Just like Hannity agreed to be waterboarded for charity to prove it was not torture, Kashyap

will never take that alcohol test that Sen Van Hollen challenged (and has already tested for and published results) him to. Even for profit. Hell, I'd buy tickets to watch him do it

May 14, 2026

Does he know that Egg Foo Yong is an American creation?

I predict that our pretzel comes home with egg chop suey on his face from his current excursion.

May 14, 2026

Jen Psaki's interview with Sen Kelly tonight

Should be used as a campaign ad for the upcoming elections. Many ads. They should run this nationally. From now till November There need be no other media. It should/could even convince a magat Jen asked all the questions I’ve wanted to ask….but Sen Kelly had some stunning insight.

Is there some law that prohibits that? The ads, I mean.

May 10, 2026

Why can't we have flag burning day?

We have a Flag day (june 14th). Why can’t we have a flag burning day?

Hot dogs and mustard for every trump flag or banner burnt . And if you turn in your gun also….exclusive invite to dinner in the whitehouse ballroom,and a special clown presentation at the Dumb Kennedy Center?

May 8, 2026

I saw the most awesome sign today in MAGA Country

I live in a decidedly Republican neighborhood. One MAGA Magoo in my neighborhood has all kinds of Trump memorabilia in his yard. The most obnoxious is a flag pole he flies the American Flag AND a TrumpForce Flag. Literally he has a Trump alter in his yard to loudly proclaim his MAGA creds.

Early this morning when I drove by someone had placed a sign board on the curb that read “ PEDO RAPIST LOVER LIVES HERE’ with an arrow pointing at the front door

It was gone when I returned 4 hours later

May 8, 2026

You all know that Kash is Kashyap and Haley is Nimrata, Don 't you?

That should scare the bigots.

Just so you know….. both Kashyap and Nimrata are brown people😂


May 8, 2026

Say , Dumb Don....do you realize that Iran does not need Nookulear?

They can just choke the Strait of Hormuz.

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