February 27, 2020

The Daily Show - Coronavirus: Is This How We Die? / Trump Has the Coronavirus Under Control

Coronavirus: Is This How We Die?



Trump appoints Pence the coronavirus czar as the virus spreads from China to Japan, Iran, the Philippines, and Italy.




Trump Has the Coronavirus Under Control



Don't worry everyone, Trump has the "Caronavirus" under control.

February 27, 2020

The Daily Show: NASA Wants Astronauts, Hot Pockets Heiress Sentenced, & Scotland Gets Free Tampons

NASA accepts new applicants, a Hot Pockets heiress gets a harsh sentence in the college admissions scandal, and Scotland scores free menstrual products for the public.

February 26, 2020

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Trump Should Recuse Himself from All Decisions Involving Future of the Country

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Says Trump Should Recuse Himself from All Decisions Involving the Future of the Country

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Asserting that his personal interests put him in direct conflict with the interests of the United States of America, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has demanded that Donald Trump recuse himself from all decisions involving the future of the U.S.

Speaking from her office at the Supreme Court, Ginsburg said that Trump’s oft-stated allegiance to himself makes it impossible for him to render unbiased decisions on issues affecting people other than himself.

“Since the United States is populated by three hundred and thirty-one million people who are not him, any decision regarding their fates would, by definition, ensnare Trump in an insoluble conflict of interest,” she said.

Ginsburg enumerated a list of issues about which Trump should immediately recuse himself, including immigration, trade, taxes, the social safety net, women’s reproductive rights, health care, the economy, the military, the environment, “and any other issues related to domestic or foreign policy not listed above.”

Ginsburg stressed, however, that, even after recusing himself from those matters, Trump would still be allowed to weigh in on other important decisions, like “what to eat and which channel to watch.”


Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/ruth-bader-ginsburg-says-trump-should-recuse-himself-from-all-decisions-involving-the-future-of-the-country



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February 26, 2020

Stephen Colbert: Guest Former Governor Chris Christie

Gov. Chris Christie: Dem Debate Was Like A Schoolyard Brawl



The former governor of New Jersey sits down with Stephen Colbert to discuss the performance of Democratic presidential candidates after the latest debate in Charleston, South Carolina.




Gov. Christie: It's Dangerous For Trump To Deny Russian Meddling In 2016 Election



Former presidential candidate and governor of New Jersey, Chris Christie, understands why President Trump continues to ignore evidence of Russian interference in the 2016 election, but thinks that it's dangerous to ignore the consensus of the intelligence community.

February 26, 2020

Stephen Colbert LIVE - Monologue and Opening - 2/25/20

Stephen Colbert's LIVE Post-Debate Monologue: Fury Road To The White House 2020



Following the raucous Democratic presidential debate in his home town of Charleston, South Carolina, Stephen Colbert took the stage to discuss the night's winners, losers and most surreal moments.




Trump Unconcerned As Stock Market Plummets On Coronavirus Fears



As the coronavirus crisis continues to snowball around the world, the U.S. stock market suffered big losses, while President Trump continued to predict a rosy outcome.




South Caroline-a-a-a



The Late Show celebrates the latest Democratic presidential debate with this song dedicated to our host's home state of South Carolina.

February 26, 2020

Seth Meyers: Hey! Bloomberg Tweets About Bernie

Seth has some strong words for Michael Bloomberg and his campaign tweeting a slew of fake quotes they attributed to Bernie Sanders.

February 26, 2020

Seth Meyers: Jake Tapper Says Russia Is Succeeding in Sowing Chaos in the 2020 Election

Jake Tapper talks about getting name-checked by Donald Trump and Russia’s interference in the 2016 and 2020 election.




Jake Tapper Thinks Trump Learned the Wrong Lesson from His Impeachment



Jake Tapper talks about the impeachment of Donald Trump and his work with Suck.com.

February 26, 2020

Seth Meyers - Trump Attacks Parasite for Winning the Oscar for Best Picture - Monologue - 2/24/20

February 26, 2020

The Daily Show: LIVE Coverage of the 10th Democratic Debate in South Carolina

TONIGHT at 11/10c: Trevor’s LIVE coverage of the #DemDebate in South Carolina

February 25, 2020

Stephen Colbert: Guest Rahm Emanuel

Mayor Rahm Emanuel Looks For Candidates Who Have Failed And Learned From Those Failures



When evaluating the presidential candidates, former Chief-of-Staff to President Obama, Mayor Rahm Emanuel, likes politicians who have experienced failure in their careers and used it to learn and grow.




Rahm Emanuel: Mayors Are On The Rise Because Americans Believe In Their Local Government



Mayor Rahm Emanuel, author of the new book, "The Nation City: Why Mayors Are Now Running the World," believes local governments do what the federal government can't: lift up the soul of the American people.