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edbermac's JournalA song clip for the Trumps.
I hope everyone thats outside the White House right now starts singing it.
"The vaccine is here!"
https://twitter.com/mluckovichajc/status/1325147587817598978Crying Eric Trump Asks Father If They Are Poor Now
WASHINGTONFollowing Donald Trumps defeat in the 2020 presidential election, a crying Eric Trump reportedly asked his father Friday if they were poor now.
Daddy, Im scared. Are we all out of money now that youre not president no more? asked Eric, 36, wiping away tears and snot from his face as he struggled to shatter his Minecraft piggy bank.
I have six paper money and a whole handful of these metal circles, hopefully that can help. Do me and Don Jr. have go get jobs now? I dont want to be poor and smelly, but I dont even know how to work. Being rich was the best ever and I dont want it to stop.
At press time, a famished Eric Trump was sobbing while attempting to cut a leather shoe with a knife and fork.
https://www.theonion.com/crying-eric-trump-asks-father-if-they-poor-now-1845595787/amp?__twitter_impression=true
Thank you Onion for keeping my sanity over this four year nightmare.
Predictable tweet from dumbfuck Dinesh D'Souza.
https://twitter.com/DineshDSouza/status/1325107041636143107
Donald Trump Jr. Refuses To Step Down From Post Of President's Oldest Son
WASHINGTONBucking centuries of precedent with a decision not to participate in the peaceful transfer of his authority, Donald Trump Jr. has refused to step down from his post as the presidents oldest son, sources confirmed Wednesday.
I, Don Trump Jr.or, I should now say, Don Biden Jr.will continue to fulfill my duties as the presidents eldest male offspring regardless of any attempts to unseat me or render my position illegitimate, the 42-year-old real estate heir told reporters, saying he looked forward to promoting president-elect Joe Bidens personal brand and to spending holidays with the first family, during which he hoped to bond with his new siblings Hunter and Ashley.
In this tumultuous time, the nation needs continuity, and through my proven experience as the presidents first male issue, I can provide that. Let me be clear: I am the commander-in-chiefs very special boy, and I will continue in this role for four more years. Ive already filed a lawsuit to halt the installation of any other person in my position and, if necessary, will pursue this matter all the way to the Supreme Court.
At press time, the U.S. Supreme Court had issued a summary judgment declaring that the last person to claim the post of presidents oldest son had never officially stepped down, and thus the role still rightfully belonged to George W. Bush.
https://politics.theonion.com/donald-trump-jr-refuses-to-step-down-from-post-of-pres-1845531608
Gotta laugh at Drudge's headline.
Bet Donnies head is exploding right now.
https://twitter.com/DRUDGE/status/1325114778566549510
NBC: Vote leads as of 8:14am Saturday
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1325064011378012162
Someone having fun with Paula White video.
https://twitter.com/IllumiReptilien/status/1324407465329479680
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