PCIntern
PCIntern's JournalIn my career, I have treated approximately
60 Common Pleas Judges, 10 Municipal court judges, and 15 Federal Judges. I got to know almost all of them well and they were all very different kinds of individuals, with or without humor, reflection, kindness, humanity, bias, bigotry, distaste for the pseudo-powerful.
But one thing they ALL had in common was that they knew a bullshitter instantly and had no time for one. One reason, among others, that I know this is the vast number of them came to me because I was known as an honest person who would neither overtreat nor overcharge them nor would I attempt to sell them something they really did not require or would not somehow benefit from. When I would hear what they had been told by another clinician , I knew exactly to whom they had been speaking and was amazed at their ability to detect, well, bullshit. My approach was very mattter-of-fact, realistic and pragmatic. They understood that immediately.
Point is, I would never enter a courtroom and attempt to put one over on an experienced judge. The result would invariably be some form of fatal. If TFG or his lawyers think for an instant that theyre shrewder than the judge they are mightily mistaken. Theyre gonna get their nuts toasted on Centre Street.
"Who'd you rather have a beer with?"
Remember that one? I recall telling all my now-former buddies that George W Bush had no interest or intention of having a beer with THEM but it didnt matter one whit.
The amazing thing about the Right in this country is that they will vote in a guy like Nixon, finally figure out that hes a criminal like the rest of us suspected; a Bush,Jr. who was a dope and a member of the Lucky Sperm Club who lied about issues that wound up killing and maiming many of his own constituents, not to mention Iraqis; a Reagan who lied about a lot and was selling arms to Iran via a back channel AND lying about it, and there are never any post-administration reflections from them or their Party upon how things went terribly wrong, even by their stupid criteria.
But we get to hear about Monica Lewinsky and Oval Office blowjobs ad infinitum, Kennedys affairs with women, Roosevelts wheelchair deception, Obamas sneaking of cigarettes and his birth certificate , Bidens Crime Family which never existed, and Carters abortive catastrophic nightmare attempt to rescue the hostages in Iran (most likely sabotage from within to guarantee failure).
America is always poised to be proximal to the lowest common denominator- a beer huh? So thats the best we can do
? One might ask: who woukd you rather ask as a neighbor to keep a close watch on your home when you leave for two weeks.
And you notice that I didnt even mention once that cartoonish faux-James Bond villain running as a Republican for President this time.
St.Senator Burch is one terrifically brave person
And to have to suffer a tragic loss and be forced in a way to have to explain it rationally to the Arizona Legislature and the American people is doubly horrific. She is clearly a sophisticated, intelligent, careful and feeling woman.
. Now please allow me to tell you what I think someone else in the same position is going to need to do in order to break this logjam of repressive creeps. It might go exactly like this:
I claim my five minutes Mr President. Now stop looking at your iPhones for a minute and meet my gaze, you slimy motherfuckers. Your whole political existences are predicated upon your so-called base loving your position on womens reproductive rights as non-citizens. Today is different however
Hey Senator Jones, you slimy prick: turn around and look me in the eye and tell me that my doctor is obliged by your law to tell me about adoption when the organism inside me is as dead as a doornail. Yeah, YOU. SAY IT! And YOU Senator Smith: everyone in this chamber knows you were fucking your administrator and when she got pregnant, with child as you hypocritical assholes would say in one of your fake-moralistic diatribes, you sent her to the Adirondacks for a two week vacation which included a visit to the doctor for an emergency D and C, right?, likely paid out of your petty cash slush fund that we also all know about. Did you happen to mention this to your wife? No? Well she can watch the NBC Nightly News tonight and Lester Holt can fill her in.
And Senator Williams
you know I happen to know your suite mate from Holyoke and she told me after you were on FOX suggesting that women would do well to follow an abstinence lifestyle until married, that your room may as well have had a revolving door for all the men who came and went. Get it, Senator? CAME and went. And by the way, she thought that you definitely went home to New York City that time you claimed you were skiing in Killington. Someone saw you getting on the Greyhound going South, not North. You came back really
subdued. Things got calm in the suite with you for a while. Any memory of that? No?? Your color doesnt look so good all of a sudden.
You so-called pro-life people are the worst hypocrites and destroyers of life You should all go to Hell, which if you believed in it as you say you do, is awaiting your presence. Assholes all. I yield back my time
This would go viral and instill a certain awakening by those who only respond to the political equivalent of a Tarantino movie. BOOM!
This of course is a Swiftian Modest Proposal. I dont think its gonna happen anytime soon. But then again
So Kimberly Guilfoyle went to her plastic surgeon,
Dr Feelgreat for the forty-seventh time in three months with a complaint about her facial features. The doctor, tired of seeing her all the time said to her, Kim, I think Im going to try a new invention on you. Its called The Knob. We place it under your skin above the hairline on the back of your head and each time you think theres a sag somewhere, just give it a clockwise rotation until you hear it click, and it will pull everything tight. What do you think?
She replied, That sounds GREAT , doc. I can tell that the Best is Yet to Come!
So the doc places the device under local anesthesia and sure enough, he doesnt hear from her for eighteen months.
One morning he comes to his office and theres an urgent message from Kimberly, Doc!! I have to see you right away!! Its an emergency!! So he has his receptionist call her. He hears shortly thereafter that shes arrived a placed into an exam room. He promptly enters the room, looks at her and says, OK Kim, yes the bags under your eyes ARE your breasts. I dont however, want to begin to talk about your beard.
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Adapted from an old joke . I sincerely hope that I didnt offend. But this group deserves every dose of this clap(trap).
A few thoughts on a quiet morning...
One of the intrinsic issues with humanity is that individuals for the most part do not understand consequences as they pertain to themselves. I cannot begin to tell you the number of people whom I have known who have performed some illegal act, justified it to themselves, and believed that they could justify it as well to the law-enforcement authorities, and then the judge. Individuals, and I am no exception, Have relationships, sever ties, obfuscate (to be polite), steal, Enter businesses, or professions, and sometimes even write posts for websites, without considering what may happen to them, if things go awry.
Now in the context of our favorite website, I would extend this to those who back a candidate or candidates who clearly elucidate their vision for conservatism, repression and retribution against perceived enemies. The vast number of individuals feel that they are sufficiently anonymous that this will not pertain to them personally, nor to their families and friends. An example of this occurred during the 1980 campaign for the presidency in which Ronald Reagan went to Pittsburgh, donned a hardhat, and joked with all the steel workers about welfare queens, and the like, as though he were one of the boys and the steelworkers were members of his Club.
We all know what happened to steel industry once Reagan became president and those jobs are never coming back to the United States . I guarantee you that every single one of the steelworkers who thought that Ronny was a great guy, had no idea that he, or she would be affected directly in such an untoward manner.
And so it is with this tinhorn Mussolini, who is running for the presidency. There is no question that there is a capability and a desire and willingness to jail political opponents, if not exterminate them. Anyone who believes that there is a limit to this mans Nazi-like desires, and motivations, is utterly and completely fooling him or her self . The consequences will be dire for a great many people in this nation should he be sent to a throne : because the seat will become a throne and not a presidency.
The vast number of people reading this post know this, and I am aware that I am preaching to the choir , but it is imperative, that when we talk to so-called lower information voters, that we let them know in no U.N. certain terms that their world may be permanently turned upside down if he is elected.
Seems to be correct...
Yeah, you media assholes....
For your viewing pleasure on a Sunday:
Guantanamo, man,
He needs to be put in Guantanamo for inciting a revolution and rioting. This is going from insane to other-worldly.
Bloodbath? The time to act is now. The exponential curve of mental illness is really starting to take on straight-line vertical configuration.
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