Frack Queen goes to Flint to do what?

Someone explain it to me.

I want a woman president

for the female strengths, qualities, and sensibilities this testosterone poisoned country is so badly lacking, not because it's a woman's turn to drive the feudalistic war wagon over the skulls of brown babies.

Hillary ain't it. Flame away.

I know it's supposed to provoke guilt and shame

but at this point I think the 'Not Hillary' Party has more integrity than the modern Democratic Party. Therefore, fail.

Whatever your interpretation of last night, Bernie's in it to win it

and I feel pretty good about our chances. Sorry Hilfans, you can forget waltzing across the finish line.

All the unseemly gloating over Hilteam's 6 coin toss victory

has inspired to send Bernie more money. I just doubled my last donation. 😘

The silence is deafening. Has there been much from the campaigns yet?

A Google search of "Iowa Caucus" just spits out hit after hit on the republicans.

Considering she started at the summit of Chimborazo, this "victory" is in the Mariana Trench

Get ready for her reinvention as the biggest tooth fairy ever.

Haha... yup

The Plan

The establishment factory spits out the next continuation of neoliberal government widget (Clinton)

To seal the deal, someone convinces Trump to run as a madman, presumably guaranteeing Clinton all democrats and a large chunk of republicans-with-still-functioning-brains.

Sanders is allowed to run as a democrat to preserve the illusion of choice because "lol who's going to vote for an old socialist jew?"

Clever. Too bad they didn't understand the American people have had enough.