Wolf Frankula

Wolf Frankula's Journal

December 30, 2018

It's Because They're Notre Dame

Also known as Football U. And a beloved pretzeldent of the Vnjtdes States, Bonzo's Co-Star appeared in a movie about that NFL minor league club.

Wolf

December 21, 2018

For those Who've seen 'It's a Wonderful Life'

Where would you rather live?

Bedford Falls?

Pottersville?

Or Screw both of them I choose Jones'n with all the colorful Western Characters?

You must pick one.

Wolf

December 6, 2018

Two Letters from Santa.

1: "Dear Donald Trump,

I hear you've been saying there is no Santa Claus. How would you like it if I went around saying there was no Donald Trump?

Yours truly,

Santa Claus."

2: "Dear New York Times Editor,

Is there a Virginia? Some people say there is just a big blank spot south of Maryland. But I think not, that Virginia is real. Rudolph said if you see it in the Times you know it's true. Is there a Virginia?

Yours Truly,

Santa Claus"

Wolf

December 3, 2018

Things to say when you can't think of anything else.

Note, not all are appropriate at all times. When meeting somebody's new baby, numbers three and six should not be said.

Although the following is based upon reality, I would not have any reader conceive that it is completely factual. Names have been changed, and persons are portrayed as saying and doing things they did not do.

Sort him out, Mr. Wontcox!

Get that goddamn crocodile out of my office!

Cheryl and Vomit.

You could feed a family of four from that sluck.

You penny-packing, penny-pepping son of a bitch!

Goaty and sheepy Mrs. Withoutnail.

Jacky give it to me.

Stop that bubbing!

Skbibbing, skbibbing always skbibbing. Why don't you stomp dat Nivabeff?

Bembas, bammas and snow tires, it will never work.

Wolf

November 17, 2018

Is this story true?

On the show Babylon 5 Lennier, played by Billy Mumy never ran, because somebody would yell "Run Will Robinson, Run! Run!" and everybody would break out laughing.

Wolf

November 6, 2018

Tomorrow is Election Day. If you haven't already VOTE!

If the name has a (D) next to it vote for it. If the (R) is a 'good family person' and professor of philosophy, and the (D) is a Beagle, Vote for the Beagle.

Wolf
(Who has already voted.)

September 4, 2018

Since School Starts Here Tomorrow,

Here are some short songs disliked by my school more than 50 years ago.

First "The Burning of the School"

'Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school,
We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule.
Now we're marching to the office to kill the principal,
The brats are marching on!

Glory, Glory Hallelujah!
Teacher hit me with a ruler.
So I hit her on the bean,
With a rotten tangerine.
The brats are marching on!'

And "See-Saw"

'See Saw Marjorie Daw,
Jack's on strike with his master.
His master will pay but a penny a day,
So Jack won't work for that bastard.'

And "Take Me Out to the Pig Sty."

'Take me out to the pig sty,
Take me out with the swine.
Buy me some pig slop and slap my crack,
I don't care if I ever get back.
For it's root, root, root like a root hog,
Up to my snout in the mud.
For it's squeak, squeak, squeeeee ump ump ump.
At the old pig sty.

Wolf