Chump balloon featured in the Macys Parade began spewing flatulent fumes causing the string pulling/holding followers, including sheet wearing KKK members, costumed bedecked GRU members, and robed members of SCOTUS to flee the scene.
The odious balloon was last scene heading out to sea completely untethered to reality with one rope holder still grasping with all his might. He was identified as Lindsey Graham.
a psychiatrist. She had a concern about her husband.
Woman: I'm concerned about my husband's potency.
Doc: Could you please give me your age.
Woman: I'm 80.
Doc: How old is your husband?
Woman: He's 83. To continue, I don't know if his potency issue is physical or psychological.
Doc: When did you first notice this issue?
Woman: Last night, but I wasn't concerned until it happened again this morning.
Greek Mythology has always been my conversational Achilles Elbow.
with bird puns.
But soon I realized toucan play at that game.
noted that while his wife charges on the credit card were going up, their time together in the bedroom was going the opposite way. This went on for some time and finally he implored his wife:
Husband: please dear I want you stay in bed for 1/2 hour and thinking of nothing but sex. Think about how sex life in the beginning of our relationship and sex life today. Think of nothing but sex, can you do that?
Wife: Of course I can.
After 1/2 hour the husband comes.
Husband: What did you think about dear?
Wife: I think that Sex Fifth Avenue is better than Macys!
Some Black Friday humor.
this general aphorism.
MAGA: Do you want to be part of the solution or part of the problem?
ME: Definitely part of the problem, a really big problem actually.
I recently read the number one tip to improve.your communication with another person is to ask questions so they can talk about themselves.
Ok. Heres mine for the Thanksgiving MAGA uncle.
What the flaming fuck is wrong with you?
Just read this:
Your shadow exists because light that has traveled 93 million miles unobstructed was deprived of reaching the last few feet thanks to you.
Now throwing my TDAY meal in the trash in penance.
The group trying to remove Donald Trump from the Colorado ballot based on the 14th Amendments insurrectionist ban has filed an appeal to the Colorado Supreme Court, hoping to overturn a lower-court ruling that said the ban doesnt apply to presidents.
Hey Judge how about not figuring out a way that could have let Jefferson Davis be President.
What makes you angry?
Me: yeah, people, places, and things.
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