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One upon a time 2 coffee aficionados got into a rage at the local shop over

who had the more delicate blend. This flap led to one man throwing his messy scone at the other resulting in this person having a messy stain on his bespoke shirt.

The man who threw the offending scone defended himself, in the subsequent civil suit, using the Stand Your Grounds Law.

A termite walks into a bar

and asks, "is the bartender here?"

It's inappropriate for anyone other than

a dad to tell a "dad" joke.

It's a faux pa.

If you have time listen to Keith Olbermann's most recent

podcast-#86.

He discusses the recent release of documents that shows how Shrub lied repeatedly to the 9/11 Commission.

Never forget Shrub's incompetence.

I think he still might be the worst President, that's saying something after 7 years of the Orange Bloviator.

I have a legal request of the Special Counsel

When you deliver the arrest warrants to the Orange Bag of Pus please write them asbestos and deliver to the porch of Mar de Disgrace in a flaming bag of dog shit.

Not asking for much, really.

Little known fact

Before there were crowbars, crows just drank at home.

Now, let the Raven begin.



The Christmas Spirit

Tonight I read someone remarks that went like this:

" I love the Christmas spirit, the twinkling lights, the music, the person in front of me saying to her husband we can give your cousin a bag of dogshit for all I care."



So a guy takes his laptop to the repair shop.

The worker there asks him what's the problem?

The man responds my computer's drunk.

The worker asks, how's that possible.

The man replies, I caught it taking screen shots.

Hobbs stinks at "cheating"

https://www.yahoo.com/now/cochise-county-supervisors-prove-katie-140036365.html

snip:

Cochise County is heavily Republican.According to records on the county’s website, Republican Juan Ciscomani received nearly 14,000 more votes than Democrat Kirsten Engle in their race for Arizona’s 6th congressional district.Likewise, Republican Tom Horne received 9,000 more votes than Democrat Kathy Hoffman in the contest for Superintendent of Public Instruction.

If the supervisors were to refuse to certify their election results and, as the law provides, “disenfranchise all of the voters in Cochise County”, Democrats would have enough votes from the other 14 counties to win both of those races.

All Katie Hobbs’ office has to do to make that happen is turn a blind eye. Don’t file a lawsuit. Don’t do anything.

Hobbs prevents MAGA from stepping on rakes.

Shame.


One day a MAGA cop spotted

a car with progressive messages all over it.

The cop, now outraged, cranked up the siren and turned on the lights. He pulled along side the offending car and screamed, “pullover!”

“No,” replied the driver, “cardigan.”

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