D.C. surveying his domain. While driving about he noticed a long line. Curious, he lumbered out to see what was going on.

As soon as got in line people starting leaving. He quickly moved up. Just as he got to the front of the line a young man was leaving and Chump stopped and asked him: "What is this line for, and why is everybody leaving?"

The man replied, "this is the line get visas to live in Canada and when everyone saw you in line they all decided to stay."

I know Canada. Wouldn't happen. It's only a joke.

Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance.
"See that over there? What is that?", says the first crow.
The second crows takes a long look, "That's a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn't it."
"How can you tell it's a scarecrow and not a person?", replies the first crow.
"Look at it's hand. No cellphone", says the second crow.

My boss was honest with me today. He pulled up to work with his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He replied, "Well, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year."

So much truth.

the Marx Brothers show exactly how to handle these traitors.



BTW-the guy in the hat looks like a sadder Gym Jordan.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/democrat-katie-hobbs-takes-office-as-arizona-governor/ar-AA15TDPX

I can only hope this causes Kari Fake to go into vapor lock.

straight from my neighborhood.

Then I remembered how my excitement used to come from making my way to the front of AC/DC concerts.

Contentment. Find it where you can.

zombies in order to gain the Speakership I have this image of the guy.

A man standing on the end of a limb sawing away between himself and the tree.

me sound Russian, then soviet.

I recently came across this from "Notes from Underground."

"would not be the least surprised if suddenly, out of the blue, amid the universal future reasonableness, some gentlemen of ignoble or, better, of retrograde and jeering physiognomy, should emerge, set his arms akimbo, and say to us all: 'Well gentlemen, why don't we reduce all this reasonableness to dust with one good kick, for the purpose of sending all these logarithms to the devil and living once more according to our own stupid will!' That would still be nothing, but what is offensive is that he he'd be sure to find followers: that's how man is arranged."

1864.

Merde.

decided to enter a monastery to gain inner peace. To become a member of this monastery though there was a requirement he could only speak 2 words every 10 years. The first 10 years goes by and he stands up at the communal dinner and says, " Bed hard."

Another 10 years goes by and he stands up and says, "Food bad."

Finally, after another 10 years goes by he stands up and says, "I quit."

The leader of the monastery immediately stands up and says, "I'm not surprised, you've done nothing but complain since you got here."

Happy New Year DUers.