"In testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee today, National Rifle Association C.E.O. Wayne LaPierre warned that the N.R.A. would vigorously oppose any legislation that “limits the sale, purchase, or ownership of politicians.”

YEP.

Quoted from article below.

Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/01/nra-defends-right-to-own-politicians.html#ixzz2JVPOQFYa

I don't understand something. The hearings in Congress today on gun violence are going on right now. Why do those Second Amendment congressional folks make their NRA buddies pass through metal detectors in order to attend the hearings? Shouldn't they be in favor of open carry in their hearings as well?

If open carry is to be the law, then let our elected officials live under the same circumstances we will at the mall, theater, etc.

Good luck with that. The metal detectors are another example of the gated community which those NRA pimps hide behind.

...I am not making this up. I have the post below to prove it.

Other advice sought:

To the road runner: how do these explosives work again?

To Boeing: where should I put those batteries?

To Coke: how about we try New Coke?


http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/01/29/fox-news-interviews-dick-cheney-for-gun-control-advice/

Apparently, the immigrant from Cuba went to the wrong address as directed by his GPS. His crime: he parked in the gunman's driveway by accident.

In terms of violence American society does to itself, Syria has got nothing on us.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/01/29/georgia-man-guns-down-immigrant-after-gps-sends-him-to-wrong-driveway/

According to this article, Eddie Munster chose not to speak between the election and the inauguration.

Thank goodness Ryan chose to speak between the RNC convention and the Presidential election. Great help for the Democrats.

All us "takers" say thanks.

You can go back to styling the back wards ass hat while working out now.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/01/28/1182715/-Paul-Ryan-I-decided-to-not-comment-between-the-election-and-the-inauguration

Will states there are anatomical facts that prevent women from serving in combat.

Don't know about that, but I know Will's anatomical fact for not serving his country is that he is a spineless coward who has always been willing to fight to the last drop of someone else's blood.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/01/27/george-will-women-in-combat-dumbing-down-the-standards-because-of-anatomical-fac

If you have to say, "I'm not going away" you already did.

What a gnat.

http://www.politico.com/story/2013/01/mitt-romney-in-washington-im-not-going-away-86741.html?hp=t1_3

My guess is Fired Tuck has never served, maybe a Penn at the local Country Club with Biff.

What an ass.

Serving your country in combat somehow invalidates the Violence Against Women Act.

My head hurts, greatly.


http://crooksandliars.com/blue-texan/stupid-right-wing-tweets-tucker-carlson

Nine years after arriving on Mars this Rover just keeps on going (NASA, we built that). Asked to comment how it survived so long in such a harsh environment Opportunity Rover said "it's easier than being strapped to the top of Rmoney's car."


http://idealab.talkingpointsmemo.com/2013/01/how-nasas-9-year-old-opportunity-rover-survived-so-long.php?ref=fpnewsfeed

Hannibal Lecter got nothing on these guys!!!!

90% of Criminal Corporations Are Republicans

Well...Duh

Let's see:

Grass is green,
sky is blue,
if its a Repub corporation,
it's gonna screw you.

That's my study.
http://truth-out.org/buzzflash/commentary/item/17764-study-90-of-criminal-corporations-are-republican