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How much did Oprah pay H and M for the interview?

I read that commercials during the broadcast were expensive.

Did'ja get your Donald Trump commemorative coin yet?

I'm saving up for mine. And its even got the picture of the rattlesnake on the back of it.


I can't wait to be the first on my blo--- aw fuck. Rebel Joe across the street with the Trump Pence flag still flying, already got his.

Wind gusts up to 50 M.P.H. --- listening to wind whistling outside my window..

Tomorrow is garbage day. We will be picking garbage off the streets.

My daughter: "I went full "Karen" at Walmart." ... then her 5 year old ---

She's in line at check out with a full carriage and 3 kids in tow. ONE cashier is on duty. Just as she gets to put her stuff on the belt, the light goes off. "Sorry, I'm going on break and this register is closed."

R: "I've been waiting in line for over 15 minutes."

Manager comes over. "You can take it to the self checkout."

R: "I don't work here or get paid to check out. So you either open a register or put this shit back on the shelves, yourselves."

Manager: "Sorry ma'am, the cashier is on break."

Daughter leaves the cart and starts walking out the door.

5 Year old shouts out: "Fuck this place!" (He gets that from his father, but I approve the sentiment.)


End of story.

Netflix: Miami Stagegand - Britis disgrace

This covers the Thatcher government assassination of members of an Irish rock band.

So what's to stop Orange Anus

from getting off the toilet this morning, pulling out a pen and writing a pardon on White House stationary -- back-dating it January 20, 2017.

Howe would that be different than a secret pardon we are talking about?

Fuck. Now watch our taxes go up.

Because Joe ain't gonna complete the wall, Mexico is gonna want its money back.

Our taxes will have to go up to repay Mexico.

Positive result of Trump's tenure: Price of G.W. Bush Voodoo dolls in freefall.

WallyWorld has 'em on sale for $2.99

Pins extra. Pins with fishhook barbs, $4.99

Zoom, remote class frustration

Daughter is monitoring 5th graders's remote class to keep the tyke from "drifting."

Student: (Not my grandson) " We're too tired to sing and dance at the same time."

Teacher: "I'm old and I'm fat and I'm tired, too. If I can sing and dance at the same time, you can, frustrationtoo."

Ya said Sheldon Adelson died?

Don't look at me.... weren't anywheres near him.
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