Just a little while ago...Judge Merchan to TSF...

"Sir, can you please have a seat".

And even better, he didn't have tears in his eyes when he said "Sir".

How to destroy Texas SB4 if the Subpreme* court over-rides the 5th circuit...

Every single adult Democrat and thinking, logical, decent person in Texas should approach a cop or border patrol agent and say "I'm illegal, arrest me".

When asked for ID or a passport, say "I have neither". Make such a scene they feel they must arrest you. Don't give them a name or ANY information that could identify you. Make them fingerprint you and insist on being arrested for being a illegal immigrant without ID. Insist on going before a judge and ask to have a public defender (tax payer paid) represent you.

If 500,000 Texans do this at the within 2-3 days, it would shut down the STUPID FUCKING LAW the repuqs have passed in this piss-poor state.

This used to be the state of Ann Richards and Molly Ivins, WTF happened to what was, and still could be, a wonderful state? As Molly said "RAISE HELL" and don't stop until they give up on this asinine law.

Just be careful, there are corrupt MAGA and right wing cops in Texas, and they might take the "LAW" into their own hands.

Just a thought!

*That is NOT a misspelling, that is how I feel about them!

Pretend this is a British accent...

And tsf says...

"The name's Bond...Ican'traise Bond"

At a couple's counseling session, the therapist said that couples...

these days are so disconnected that 85 percent of all husbands don't know what their wife's favorite flower is.

The husband in the session turned to his wife and whispered, "It's self-rising, isn't it?"

My wife just asked one of the most interesting questions I've ever heard...

We just had a great dinner of chicken, rice and a excellent artichoke. It was one of the best artichokes we've ever had.

Her question was, "who in the world ever looked at that spiky, hard, weird looking plant and decided that was something that we should eat?"

Bumper sticker in the RV park today

Stop Repeat Offenders

Don't re-elect them

Thank all of you who gave me hearts for valentines.

I finally found the perfect Valentines card for my wife...

I'm so excited to give it to her on Valentines day.

It says:

"To the love of my life. I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all these years and how excited I am to keep doing so in the future".

P.S. If you don't see any posts from me for a few days, check the hospitals.

Fastest, simplest mental acuity test for TFG...

Verbally ask TFG to spell and write the words "aptitude" and "cognitive".

Let me know if you believe he would pass.

The inventor of the wind chill factor died the other day...

He was 82, but felt like he was 64.