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Name: Ray M
Gender: Male
Hometown: Full time rv'er. All over the map of the U.S. & Canada
Home country: U.S.
Current location: Don't know where we'll be tomorrow, not even sure where we are today.
Member since: Thu Aug 13, 2020, 07:47 PM
Number of posts: 2,886

About Me

I'm ashamed to say I've been lurking here since around 2004. I've finally had enough. There is nothing more important than taking back our country NOW. Whatever it takes to humilate tRump & the rePugs this Nov should be front & center, & continue for the next 2-3 generations. I was born in 1945 to a special ed teacher & a Navy aviator. They supported Gen Eisenhower & looking back, I truly believe he was the last Republican of honor in their party. RESIST. NEVER GIVE UP!

Journal Archives

It amazes me how much exercise...

and extra fries sound alike.
Posted by Enter stage left | Sat Jan 28, 2023, 05:55 PM (5 replies)

Did you hear about the man who was rushed to the hospital after swallowing 6 plastic horses?

It was terrible at first, but now the doctors are describing his condition as stable.
Posted by Enter stage left | Sun Jan 22, 2023, 07:57 PM (11 replies)

Studies show that cows produce more milk when the farmers talk to them...

it's a case of "in one ear and out the udder".
Posted by Enter stage left | Sat Jan 14, 2023, 08:38 PM (9 replies)

The climate scientist that first calculated the wind chill factor has just died...

He was 92, but felt like 64.

Posted by Enter stage left | Thu Jan 5, 2023, 07:47 PM (2 replies)

Oh please, oh please, vote for gym Jordan for speaker...please, PLEASE...

I so want him to the the rePuq speaker of the house.

It would be so entertaining to watch him subpoena ANYONE, and try to enforce it when that person told him politely to "pound sand", that I'll respond to your subpoena 12 months after YOU (gym Jordan) respond to the subpoena from the Jan 6th commission.

That could be some of the most entertaining moments in House history.

Please make that hypocrite the rePuq choice for speaker.

Posted by Enter stage left | Tue Jan 3, 2023, 08:37 PM (12 replies)

A new study confirms that the most expensive vehicle to operate is...

A grocery shopping cart.
Posted by Enter stage left | Tue Jan 3, 2023, 08:23 PM (4 replies)

Who was the funniest female comedienne on TV and movies?

Posted by Enter stage left | Sat Dec 24, 2022, 11:01 PM (14 replies)

My wife and I were discussing the truth in advertising...

and we started to talk about the bible vs "Saturday Night Live".

Which would you believe?.

There's no doubt in our strongly biased minds, what about you?
Posted by Enter stage left | Sun Dec 4, 2022, 11:54 PM (2 replies)

Christmas time is great, because you can shout "DON'T COME IN HERE"...

and people think you are wrapping presents, when you really just want to drink your wine in peace and not share your chocolates with anyone.
Posted by Enter stage left | Sun Dec 4, 2022, 08:13 PM (2 replies)

Herschel...Herschel, buddy...I know you've spoken about the Vampires and Werewolves...

But WHERE IN THE HELL DO THE ZOMBIES come into your equation?

Are the vampires and werewolves more deadly than the zombies?

I always thought the zombies were the most lethal. Am I wrong?

I'm asking as a concerned citizen, and I have no doubt a possible Senator of the US would have the correct answer.

Which should I be more concerned about? A werewolf, vampire, zombie, or a fucking stupid beyond belief asshole running for US senator?

Concerned voters want to know!
Posted by Enter stage left | Sat Dec 3, 2022, 12:38 AM (1 replies)
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