May 18, 2016

listen to this angry voicemail my ex left me

this was an ex from years ago. i don't remember what i did to make her mad, probably told her off when i was drunk. i was listening to my old voicemails and found it, and had to share it with the world:

May 17, 2016

i think i'm gonna quit going to the movie theaters

i hate going to the movie theater, i hate all the previews for CGI summer crap that go on for 30 minutes. and paying ten bucks for popcorn and soda.

and the CONSTANT reboots and remakes. i can't remember the last good movie i saw.

im thinking of just getting a theater installed in my living room and watching foreign films the rest of my life.

May 17, 2016

cringe music

May 16, 2016

guys what do you do when women yell at you?

like this:

do you yell back? or ignore them? whats the safest method to handle your loved one yelling at you?

May 15, 2016

this video will change the war on drugs. everyone running should watch it.