My first two patients for the day both tried to shake me down for addictive medication.

It's going to be a long day...

Just found out that, out of our thirty clinics, my clinic is in the top five

for patient satisfaction.

The manager of my clinic simply wanted to know why we weren't in the top three. (Some people are never satisfied...)

Anyway, I told my team that we got into the top five by not caring if we were in the top five, and just giving our patients good medical care.

Will media outlets please stop running pics of Trump with his disgusting anus-mouth?

Anyone else compose limericks when they're high?

Here's a new one:

I had a big crush on his sister
So I took a risk, and I kissed her
She turned suddenly,
And then said to me:
"You aimed for my lips but you missed, sir"

Friday Night Wine-Buzz. Ask me anything.

I love you all...

Anyone remember that Photoshop of George W. Bush playing war in a sandbox?

Care to update it to Trump and his 'super-duper missile'?

Friday Night Wine Buzz. Ask me anything.

I love you all...



Thank you all for being you...

Don't lose sight of the human capacity to rebuild.

Japan got nuked.

Twice.

Yes, we helped them to rebuild, I guess as some sort of atonement for being the only country in history to use nuclear weapons in a time of war. But we helped.

Forty years after the bombs fell, Japan gave the US an economic ass-kicking we richly deserved.

If we work together, we can re-build...

A guy on Facebook says that medical examiners are tagging all deaths as COVID-19 cases.

Car accident victims, cancer patients, gunshot wounds, all being recorded as death from COVID-19 to boost the death toll and discredit Trump.

I got a massive headache just now from trying to think down to that level.

I sent Trump's "HERE'S MONEY! THANK ME!" letter back Return To Sender.

But only because I didn't know how to rig a stink bomb in it...