March 3, 2014

Top Ten Conservative Idiots of the Week

[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]The Academy Awards Edition[/font]

This week was a bumper crop of dumb-fuckery, so it’s time to give out the DU Oscars for conservative idiocy. There were a whole bunch of asshats, dipshits and fuckwits intermixed with the usual moron, racist, bigot and sexist. All in all, the nominees were plentiful. Scott Walker (1) proves he is a corrupt, Kochsucking whore, Rand Paul (2) is a hypocrite, Dick Cheney proves he is a heartless asshole again (8) and Ted Nugent just keeps talking (10). And as always, don't forget the key. Remember, you can run your mouse over the icon to see what it means.

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Scott Walker[/font]
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When people think of big time, Kocksucking losers in the world, the first name that comes up is Scott Walker, Republican Governor of Wisconsin.

See, Walker is what happens when Democrats get angry because the president didn’t give them 100% of everything they wanted, so they stay off, cutting off their nose to spite their face and allowing assholes like Kaisich, Walker, Scott, Haley, LePage, Christie, Brewer, McCrory and Corbett to hijack the country.

The problem is their power rests on a intricate group of lies and shady deals. And one thing most power hungry, obtuse politicians don’t seem to understand is lies get discovered quickly. . .so more lies need to be told to cover your ass. And the new lies are even bolder and more grandiose than the original lies.

Scottie Walker is finding that out now. Because apparently, he ordered people to break the law to promote him online. Whoops!

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Ummm. . .record producers used to do this in the 1950s and into the 1970s in a scandal called “payola.” It seems the new political payola is to force your underlings to break the law to advance your political ambitions. Don’t worry, Scottie pleaded ignorance, then got offended that someone would question him about it.

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Most people would get defensive too, when their ass was being handed to them. It’s the first sign of complete guilt. Attack the accusation and accuse the accuser. Walker then trotted out his famous “I haven’t been charged with a crime so I did nothing wrong” defense. And heads full of logic went boom!

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Exactly. . .not being charged with murder during a murder investigation does not mean the “person of interest” isn’t the guilty party. It just means there isn’t enough evidence to warrant a charge. . .yet.

But, using his logic. . .WHEN he is charged, does that mean his defense is dead? He wasn’t charged with a crime, so he is innocent. So when he is charged, he’s guilty? Anyone tell this brain-dead halfwit to keep his mouth shut and not make things worse?

This isn’t all of this either. He did more too.

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Oh no? What were they? Helpful suggestions? Warm tips? Undemanded mandates? Come on, when it walks like a duck, looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s a duck. Or, an even better analogy: Don’t piss on my shoes and tell me it’s raining.

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The post duplicated and carried out an email directive Walker sent to about two dozen people

Ignorance is so wonderful. It’s the last attempt of a drowning corrupt politician to shift the blame. “I” “do not” and “recall” are fantastic excuses. As Ronnie Raygun!

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Pretty soon, the icons [div style="display:inline-block; padding-left:0.3077em;" title="Indicted"] , [div style="display:inline-block; padding-left:0.3077em;" title="Arrest"], and [div style="display:inline-block; padding-left:0.3077em;" title="Prison"] will be used for Scott Walker. Soon, if there is a God. Tomorrow if there is a heaven. After reading this article if there is wish granting genie.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Rand Paul[/font]
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The Kentucky Rug Doctor has come back to life and this time, he’s pissed off at Barack Obama (what a surprise).

Apparently, Ayn Rand Paul (R-Batshit Crazyland) wants to block the new surgeon general. Not because the nominee, Dr. Vivek Murthy, isn’t qualified. . .but because Murthy isn’t a gun humping asshole like Paul is.

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Guns aren’t a public health threat. Everyone knows bullets don’t kill. Everyone knows guns don’t kill people. People kill people. Look what happened in Kunming, in China, last week, when 33 people will killed in knife and sword attacks. See, those things kill. They are public health risks. One, though, has to question, if using Kunming (a city of amazing beauty, by the way), if the people who did the attack had guns, would their have been only 29 people killed, or would their have been more?

Please pander, Paul! Give us your best spin.

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Your Republican God, Ronnie Raygun, emptied the mental health wards and pretty much bankrupted the entire federal budget for mental health and now you’re taking the mental health route, “Dr.” Paul. What a fucking hypocrite!

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Next up for the Rug Doctor. . .disqualifying the Sec. Of Transportation because of his support for increased fuel emissions standards. It’s an attack on Americans’ right to pollute the environment and make my oil overlords wealthier under the guise of wanting to make a sustainable energy policy.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Milton Wolfe[/font]
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So, Rand Paul is against a doctor using their position to say that guns are a public health risk. How about a doctor using his position to make jokes about his gunshot victims? I hear you saying that can’t be true, but it is.

Milton Wolfe is challenging non-Kansas resident Pat Roberts for the Republican nomination to the US Senate from Kansas. Now, according to law, Roberts should already be disqualified because he doesn’t live in Kansas, but owns a “recliner” in a donor’s living room. Wolfe should be the nominee because he actually lives in Kansas, but fuck the law when you’re a Republican.

Anyway, Wolfe is a good teabagger, meaning he is stupid, clueless, obtuse and arrogant. He posted online, X-rays of gun shot victims and made nasty, snarky comments about them.

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Wow! Just wow! What kind of gun blows somebody’s head completely off? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! What a knee slapper, slappy! Damn! What else do you have?

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LMFAO!!! LOL! ROFL!!! A blowing someone’s face off joke! Damn, these are fresh! You are quite the joker, Milton.

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God. . .the tears from the laughter! Seriously! The victim isn’t going to complain! PRICELESS!!! And posting the x-rays at the funeral. COMIC GOLD!!!

In the dictionary under asshole, it says see Milton Wolfe. And this is what Kansas will probably elect to the Senate, if their election for their shitwad governor is any measure.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Residents of Homophobia Lane[/font]
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This is going to be a long entry. Because it appears Homophobia lane doesn’t just exist in the United States, but there is a Homophobia Lane everywhere people have narrow minded, bigoted attitudes and superior complexes.

First stop, Uganda, that bastion of human rights. Apparently, they just passed something called “Kill the Gays” Law. Nice, huh? Cute name. What does it do?

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How nice? Normally, places just outlaw the acts of gay sex (oral, anal, etc) but Uganda passes a law outlawing homosexuality completely. Antonin Scalia must be busting nuts in his pants waiting for some jerkwater state of bigots to do this and vote in a 5-4 majority that Bills of Attainder are constitutional, so long as they target icky homos.

It’s amazing that gay people can even breathe in public without some homophobe trying to cut off their air. One thing I never understood is why goes a man falling in love with someone they want to be with so disgusting to so many people? These are the same people that don’t mind two women in porn performing lesbian acts, but don’t think two men is gross.

As we continue down homophobia lane, we come to a crossroads where Tea Party bigots meet narrow minded state officials in, of all places, Kansas. Hey! There’s that jerkwater state Scalia is now busting nuts over.

Apparently, gays are so icky to tea party people that they want laws that make it easy to discriminate by coding language in a law that allows people to deny access to any LGBT if someone’s religion tells them gay people are icky.

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Moreover, any same-sex couple who sought legal recourse to complain about discrimination would be foiled, because a Kansan would have only to “assert the protections provided as a defense to dismiss such action.”

The group, Kansas for Liberty (nice name, huh), has stated this is designed also to protect gay people so they cannot be forced by the government to allow anti-gay people on their property. The circular logic is amazing. Stupid, but amazing.

Apparently, this also applies to NFL locker rooms, because some asshole Republican, scared to death of an openly gay NFL player, wants to pass a Bill of Attainder banning gay people from playing in the NFL. Because Michael Sam has done so much to ruin a sport where overly muscled men smash each other, tackle each other, hug and grope each other and every bend over in front of each other while another man puts his hands suspiciously close to another man’s junk. Then, they all get naked together and have big group showers. Jack Burkman is so afraid of Michael Sam ruining his non homo-erotic past time that he is lobbying Congress as we speak.

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Because the five House members are probably the same five assholes that do all this shit (Bachmann, King, Gohmert, Issa, Satan) and the Senator is probably Ted Cruz. . .so no one would be surprised by the overt bigotry of those six mental midgets.

Next, the State of Missouri comes into the fray, as a bill is introduced (another Bill of Attainder) by State Sen. Wayne Wallingford to allow open discrimination again LGBT. And this prick doesn’t even hide his bigoted bullshit behind nice sounding language. He flat out comes out and say “yes, I’m looking to fuck over gay people, but not in the gay way. . .in the legal way.”

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“This is trying to provide a defense in those types of instances,” he said. “We’re trying to protect Missourians from attacks on their religious freedom."

Some Christian please show me where in the New Testament Jesus said “love thy neighbor, so long as they are straight” and “judge not lest ye be judged, except if you are judging icky gayo-Americans.”

Missouri’s least favorite and most embarrassing son decided to jump into the fray. Kaptain Krispy Kreme uses his ballast on loan from God to burp out more crap on the “Excrement in Broadcasting” Network.

Apparently, according to the Limpballs, Jan Brewer will veto the law because. . .wait for it, liberals hate laws they don’t agree with and will take people to court instead of accepting a law they don’t like.
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So, how many times have you advocated the ACA being abolished? And how many of the lawsuits against if have you supported, fatboy? Shut the fuck up and go the fuck away. Isn’t time for you to get more Oxycotin and much some scat (since the late, great Bill Hicks told us all you do that).

However, Brewer did veto it (good) and Arizona saves itself more embarrassment. Don’t tell the jackholes on the right. They are viewing Jan Brewer now as the new Benedict Arnold, Wang Jing Wei and any other traitor you can think of. They are going out of their ever loving minds because of this. Look at the tweets from right wing twits on twitter.

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Because Christians are so oppressed being 83% of the American population.

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No. She reaffirms the 14th amendment of equal protection under the law applies to everyone, even icky gayo-Americans.

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Pot meet kettle. But my favorite:

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I smell a bright blue America at the end of this year!


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Chris Mapp[/font]
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Jon Cornyn (R-Mars) has a teabagger primary challenge from teabagger businessman Chris Mapp (R-Moon). Cornyn is a Bush-licker, a conservaturd and one step above troglodyte on the evolutionary (I’m sorry, the intelligent design) scale. But Mapp seems to want to not be just the troglodyte, but the shit under the troglodyte’s underbelly.

Apparently, according to Mapp, calling Mexicans “wetbacks” is as normal as breathing air.

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Way to reach out to that Latino vote there, Mapp. Care to expand on the racism?

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Racist, violent, classless and stupid. Texas has a new hero!

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Aww, snap. That’s a smackdown, Mapp. Care to rebut?

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Stay tuned next week when Mapp drops an n-bomb on national TV, saying “but (n-bombs) say it all the time.” After that, he will go into a Chinese restaurant with make believe slanted eyes and say “ching chong ding dong” will mistaking the letter “R” for the the letter “L,” which is more common in Korea and Japan than in China. To which, Mapp will respond “but they all look the same anyway. So who cares.”


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Steve Martin[/font]
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More war on women. . .this time we go to Virginia for it. Meet Steve Martin (not the comedian), but the dipshit! See, he has interesting views on women and pregnancy. He has decided to call a mother a “host” and not a mother. Which asks a question: If a mother is a host, does that make the fetus a parasite? So, who is Steve Martin? According to Huffington Post, he is the Virginia State Senate’s former chairman of the Senate Education and Health Committee. Apparently, mental health is something he knows little about.

So, he gets a Valentine’s Day card critical of his position on reproductive rights, and Martin decides to go all batshit sexist. Take it away, Steve!

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Uhh. . .what? The Child’s Host? Who calls a mother a child’s host? No one! Except an obtuse motherfucker like this.

This isn’t the first time Martin has decided to tell women what they can and can’t do with their bodies.

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So, he is in favor of jamming large objects up a woman’s who-who-dilly and making sure a fetus is a person. . .I wonder what he thinks after the fetus leaves a woman’s who-who-dilly? When you’re preborn,you’re fine. When you’re preschool, you’re screwed.

Martin continued to turn away from the skid (meaning he made it worse is people are taught to turn into a skid to straighten out).

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I would like to see the world from his point of view. . .but you know how the joke goes. Maybe Steve Martin is a comedian after all. A sadly unfunny one. Brad Stine and Dennis Miller have competition.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Rex Tillerson[/font]
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Fracking destroys the environment, ruins the Earth, poisons everything and produces little. In other words, it’s the energy industry’s wet dream. And since it only fucks up small town in the middle of BFE America, who the hell cares?

Exxon CEO Rex Tillerson loves fracking. He wants everyone to do it so he can make money. Well, not everyone. . .and not if it ruins his property values.

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Tillerson once famously said, “What good is it to save the planet if humanity suffers?” Now it seems that, because he could be personally inconvenienced and his property could be devalued, the CEO has decided that saving the environment, at least on his multi-million dollar Texas property, may not be such a bad thing after all.

Wow! Talk about being a self-interested, greedy, hypocritical piece of shit. Exxon and Chevron (last week’s pizza bullshit) are two peas in a pod! Just the scum of the Earth. Amazingly, he joins the lawsuit to protect his own personal habitat. If he had no property there, who the hell cares?

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Tune in next week when this assclown joins a lawsuit to prevent the Keystone XL pipeline because the oil from it may damage his paint job. It won’t damage his gonads. This prick as balls the size a church bells.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Dick Cheney[/font]
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The troll under the bridge is baaaack, and saying more shit that makes people cringe. Apparently, Obama has Dickie’s knickers in a twist over something.

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Oh damn. Obama must have done something REALLY bad! I mean, Dick is so furious, his pacemaker skipped a beat after he shot another person in the face.

Please continue the salad tossing on Hannity’s moron screech-fest.

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Okay, now, I’m a little confused. He lost me. Care to explain what your problem is? Why is trimming the military budget so bad, Dick?

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****bottom lip dropping****

How dare poor people want to eat! At the cost of a bomber the military doesn’t need, want or even can use. Oh, the humanity. Well, inhumanity in Dick’s case.

Before you say he can’t so something that fucking heartless. . .well, if you believe that, you really don’t know dick about Dick.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Lawrence Lockman[/font]
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How many times will Republicans go to the rape well? Lawrence Lockman of Maine decided to do it and. . .oh, it just doesn’t get more pathetic than saying keeping abortion legal means rape should be legal.

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It can’t be that bad, Mr. Tipping. He can’t be that offensive.

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Okay, he’s a fucktard. We can all accept that. Homophobic, anti-science, subhuman. . .perfect for the Republican Party. Where are his comments about rape?

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Sexual Freedom? Bend over a chair and let someone forcible cornhole you with something and see how much sexual freedom you have as a rape victim.

Never mind that, Lockman doesn’t understand rape is crime of power and domination and not love and intimacy. What a fucking piece of shit. Resign from office, then go back under the rock from which you crawled.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Ted Nugent[/font]
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And finally, this guy needs duct tape around his mouth, and his eyes. . .his hands and maybe his underage girl molesting genitals as well.

Ted “Cat Scratch Fever and nothing else. . .ever” Nugent has apologized to Barack Obama (sort of) for calling him a subhuman mongrel. Now, to up it. . .Obama is Hitler and his administration are Nazis. Oh brother, not this shit again. . .and by shit, I don’t mean what Ted did to get his 4F status to get out of fighting in Viet Nam.

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Any proof of that, Ted “Damn Yankees was a bullshit band” Nugent? Or are you talking out of your child molesting ass again?

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"I just don't agree at all," Nugent said. "There was an incrementalism to what happened in Germany and other places historically, where they came in slowly and they started -- the power struggle between the different races and the power struggle between different elements of society -- and they incrementally work their way in, and I think that's what Obamacare is."

A power struggle between races? Jews are now a race of people? Slavs are a race of people. So, Ted “Shitty Pants” Nugent has decided, all in that empty vaccum he calls a brain that Obama is Hitler, Obamacare is Nazi and there is a massive, anti-American plot to destroy Ted “Child Molester” Nugent’s fantasy world where everyone forgets he made ONE above average song in his life while outliving his shelf life while fucking underage girls and thinks he is the second coming of Gundamentalist Jeebus. Riiiiiiiiiight!

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"I really believe that what we see with the IRS can be compared accurately and historically to the early maneuvers of people like jackbooted thugs, like the brownshirts," he said. "I really believe that, and I think you're being too soft on them. ... I think he really wants to destroy America."

I see how it works. If Ted “Motor City Moron” Nugent doesn’t like it, it’s Nazi Germany. Can that work in the opposite? Ted believes in guns so much he shoots them in concert. . .just like Hitler! Ted acts like he cares about people not named Ted Nugent. . .just like Hitler. Ted has facial hair. . .just like Hitler. Ted has a goofy hairdo, just like Hitler! Ted IS HITLER!!!

Yes, it is stupid when the Top Ten does it. . .and it’s just as pointless when Ted does it. Next week, watch him compare evolution to the Holocaust and abortion to slavery. . .two things Ted probably would have supported.

See you next week.

February 27, 2014

The Uninsured Are Turning Against Obamacare. That's A Problem

Source: Huff Post

The Obama administration is running into a somewhat surprising roadblock in its final push to get Americans enrolled in Obamacare ahead of the March 31 deadline: The nation's uninsured are increasingly suspicious of the law.

Fifty-six percent of those who identified as uninsured in a new poll conducted in February by the Henry J. Kaiser Family Foundation, a research institution, had an unfavorable view of the health care reform law, compared to just 22 percent who said they view it favorably. The uninsured now see Obamacare less favorably than they did when the enrollment period began in October. As recently as September, more uninsured approved of the law than disapproved.

The survey results illustrate just how deep a hole the Obama administration is in when it comes to gaining the support of those the law is most intended to benefit. Indeed, the new findings show the uninsured feel worse about the law than the public at large. Thirty-five percent of Americans approve of Obamacare and 47 percent are against it, according to Kaiser.

Read more: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/26/uninsured-obamacare_n_4856105.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

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Newest anti-Obama hit piece by the place started by Ariana Huffington, who used liberals to get rich.

HUff Post sucks. . .and not because AOL owns them.

February 24, 2014

Top Ten Conservative Idiots of the Week

[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]The God Loves Jim Crow Edition[/font]

Remember the good old days when people were ignorant, racist, stupid and public about it. Marsha Blackburn remembers (1), so do Republican Homophobes (8) and so does Shitty Pants Ted Nugent (10). Sadly, this is 2014 and people still have to deal with ignorant, racist and stupid crap. . .and now those that do it don’t even attempt to hide or mask their intolerance horseshit in nice language. All in all, it has been a sad week for intellectuals and those who have a sane, working brain, And as always, don't forget the key. Remember, you can run your mouse over the icon to see what it means.

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Marsha Blackburn[/font]
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Tennessee brought us Al Gore. Thank you Tennessee. Tennessee also brought us the Scopes Monkey Trial, Bob Corker, Conservadem Harold Ford Jr and, yet again. . .blonde and vapid Marsha Blackburn.

Apparently, if you throw enough crap against the climate change science model, conservatives think they can deny what all models show exists. Leave it to Marsha Blackburn to prove climate change is still unproven science. Uhhh. . .what?

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"There is not consensus there," she said about evidence of global warming. "What we need to be looking at is the way to achieve efficiencies."

Do you have an evidence of this, Marsha? Or are you talking out of your narrow ass the way you always speak. Turds of wisdom from an asshole. Typical game play from the Republican Party.

Marsha then goes on to really lay into Bill Nye’s science cred.

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No, being an engineer means you have a background in science. And being a Congressional member means from the Republican Party means you have a background in bullshit.

The Top Ten has a bone to pick with this state Blackburn made. “He’s an engineer and actor; I’m a member of Congress.” But I see you on TV all the time, as I do Bill Nye. Doesn’t that make you an actress? Or do you just play a member of Congress on the TV.

Tune in next week when Marsha Blackburn denies gravity, the rotation of the Earth, inertia and the explanation of the tides. Wait. . .Bill O’Reilly already did that.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Samuel "Joe" Wurzelbacher[/font]
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Everyone remember this bozo? For those that don’t, back in 2008 when then candidate Barack Obama was in Ohio, this guy comes out and says that, because of the tax structure Obama supported, he would never buy and start a small business because he will be taxed around $500 more a year. Which is funny because if you ran the numbers on what this guy said, his profit would have been around $15,000.

Most who weren’t blinded by the wingnuts saw this clown for what he was: an obvious Republican Party plant dressed up as a “Joe Lunchbucket.” Well, his 15 minutes of fame lasted 15 seconds after John McCain got thumped and “Joe the Plumber’s Helper” left our collective conscienceness.

Fast forward six years and Joe is back. And has a new job! A union job, the communist, America hating scumbag!

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In long message, Mr. Wurzelbacher said, “I was just recently hired on at Chrysler,” and explained that while he's known as a conservative, he's not an enemy of private unions.

“In order to work for Chrysler, you are required to join the Union, in this case UAW. There’s no choice – it’s a union shop – the employees voted to have it that way and in America that’s the way it is,” he wrote.

Aww, the poor slob had his shit thrown in his face. And, like a typical right wing coward, whines about it. On top of that, see the spin. He was accosted. If a right winger did that, it’s called “debating.” Similar when the media spun Hurricane Katrina. When black people took food from a store to eat, it was called looting. When white people did it, it was called “finding.”

So, one has to ask. Will Nikki Haley allow Joe into South Carolina now? After all, he has an evil union job and union jobs are unwelcome in the Land O’ Lynching.

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Capital One[/font]
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So, imagine you sign up for a credit card. You read the paperwork, cover to cover. You see the introductory APR and the APR after that. You see the terms.

Then you get to the fine print. According to Capital One

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So imagine you have a Cap One credit card and you’re a bit behind on the payments. You sit down with your spouse and children and a knock comes to the door. You open it and a bill collector from Cap One barges into your home and starts to accost you and your spouse about how you are unfit parents because you haven’t paid your bill on time.

Imagine them doing it at your place of employment. Showing up and screaming at you that you have fallen behind in your payments, causing a scene and forcing the boss to come out and possibly fire you because the other customers don’t want to be around that, so they will take their business elsewhere.

What? Are there no prisons? No workhouses? No orphanages? How does Cap One stay in business doing shit like this? And better question still. . .who would want to be a Cap One customer knowing they will ruin your life if you fall behind?

Seriously. . .what kind of bullshit is this? And how do the employees live with their consciences? Oh, I forgot. They work for Cap One. They have to sacrifice it for a paycheck.

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Please do. Seriously. Please do. Then come with a personal visit. You will see how this gun control advocate will respond to the home invasion.

Time to cut up the credit cards.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]George Zimmerman[/font]
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George Zimmerman. A name we known all too well and can’t stand seeing. You know him. Mr. George “I’m going to stalk an unarmed black kid and shot him when he defends himself” Zimmerman.

We’ll start with good old Zimmerman. When he’s not shooting black kids armed with Arizona Iced Tea and Skittles, or saving people from burning wreckage, or making it rain with his weather controlling double chin, he is giving interviews. This time it’s Chris Cuomo of CNN (Certainly Not News) that steps up to the George Zimmerman bullshit session of the week. And what is Zimmy saying? Why, he’s the victim . . . And President Obama is the aggressor that is ruining his life. And he has a good conspiracy theory to backup his missive.

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It's probably the combination of those two factors that made it impossible for Zimmerman to answer CNN's Chris Cuomo's first question in an interview that aired Monday: "Do you regret that you killed Trayvon Martin?”

"Um, unfortunately the Department of Justice is conducting a civil rights investigation, so those are the types of questions that because of the investigation, I have to tread lightly and I can’t answer them," he told Cuomo, who confirmed that the Justice Department is in fact looking into any civil rights violations but said it's unlikely to file any charges against Zimmerman.

Ummm. . .where to begin with this guy (again)? You killed an unarmed black kid, slappy! You stalked him, chased him down, acted like a little fat John Wayne and then shot the kid in cold blood! The fact you’re not in prison is because SYG laws are, as one DUer put it, “kill the black guy laws.”

I wish to repeat that this man killed an unarmed kid. So he’s a child murderer.

More from the interview:

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Zimmerman: I would stay home.
Cuomo: So that both of you would still be alive today.
Zimmerman: That’s a presumption I can’t make, I don’t know what would have happened. I could have gotten in a car accident when I left, you know?
Cuomo: But you wouldn't have wound up killing Trayvon Martin if you had your way?
Zimmerman: He probably wouldn’t have ended up attacking me either if I would have stayed home.

Funny, didn’t the 9/11 operator tell you to do that? And then you said “these motherfuckers always get away with it” before you pulled out your penis extension and killed an unarmed black teenager. Anyone noticing a theme here?

The interview continued and the murderer claims quickly that he is a victim, not the unarmed kid he murdered and that the big bad black ninja communist president Obama is the real villain here. Oh brother!

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"No, I certainly was a victim when I was having my head bashed into the concrete and my nose broken and beaten, I wouldn’t say I was not a victim," Zimmerman retorted.
He went even further later in the interview, insisting that he faced a "miscarriage of justice" as a sort of fall guy for the likes of Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder. For that reason, Zimmerman said he's motivated to become an attorney.
Cuomo: What was the miscarriage of justice?
Zimmerman: The fact that two law enforcement entities stated that I had acted within the laws of our nation, in self defense.
Cuomo: You don't think it was about the law?
Zimmerman: I know it wasn’t, yes.
Cuomo: And what does that make you? How do you, how does that make you feel?
Zimmerman: Like a scapegoat.
Cuomo: A scapegoat for?
Zimmerman: The government, the President, the attorney general.
Cuomo: And they would be scapegoating you, why? Just to show that they're taking a position on something that matters to a lot of people?
Zimmerman: I don’t like others speaking for me, so I try to give other people the benefit and not speak for them. I don’t know what they’re thinking or why they’re thinking it, all I know is that is that they’re doing it. I don’t know what agenda they have.

Well there you have it. Red meat for the SYG gun humpers. Obama is the boogey man. I have no evidence that there is a conspiracy. Just trust me because I’m George Zimmerman, defender of truth, justice and murdering unarmed black kids in cold blood!


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Vincent Tabone[/font]
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Who is Vincent Tabone? Why he’s the Republican Crime Boss of Queens County in New York City. And he is in front of a corruption trial for trying to take a bribe so a Democrat could run against Bill de Blasio as a Republican, thus splitting the Democratic vote. Well, he doesn’t want a trial now. Why? Because it will hurt Republicans running for office in New York. Oh, how my heart bleeds.

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“Questioning of party official witnesses will directly impact federal and state elections being held in New York by selectively exposing Republican Party strategy, the negotiation of cross-party endorsements for Republican candidates. In short, it could devolve into a political circus aimed at the Republican Party and its federal and state candidates.”

He’s kidding, right? Postpone my corruption trial until after my candidates lie and steal their way into office and then showcase everything. . .by then, it will be too late. Even money the judge agrees with Tabone and moves the trial to six weeks from never happening again!

Because, as we all know, IOKIYAR! And you can manipulate everything. . .even your own fucking corruption trial! I think I’m going to continue calling the GOP the Republican Crime Family. The shit they pull would make Al Capone, Vito Genovese, Dutch Schultz and John Gotti look like bleeding amateurs.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Brent Bozell[/font]
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Talk about someone who has overstayed his shelf life. Brent Bozo-ell of the Media Research Center, a place that tries to expose itself and does many times over, has made a career lambasting the liberal media when the media might not be 100% honest. One small oversight, one small mistake and Bozo-ell is all over them like white on rice.

However, The MRC dipshit doesn’t see his own crap coming to bite him in his hypocritical ass. Apparently, Good Ol’ Brent has his op-ed screechfestsghost written, then lies and puts his own name on it. Whoops!

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Two other people with ties to MRC confirmed that Graham is Bozell’s ghostwriter – and that Graham is not happy with the assignment.

Classless! Amateurish. Stupid and hypocritical. That’s Brent Bozo-ell’s tagline. Oh let’s not forget greedy and a swindler too, as Bozo-ell kept most of the money. Something tells me I smell a Bob Cratchett/Ebenzer Scrooge angle in this.

Oh, someone else is pissed at Brent too. Word of advice: Never piss off someone’s wife. EVER!!!

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“She hates Bozell,” I’m told. “The forced ghostwriting is the issue,” says an ex-employee. (Laura Haugan Graham did not respond to an email sent Wednesday via Facebook. I also emailed Bozell and Graham for comment on Wednesday, but did not get responses. I called the Media Research Center offices on Wednesday and left a message that wasn’t returned.)

I think I may really like this woman. Anyone who hates Bozell that much is a-okay with me.

So, what is the upshot? Apparently, someone has decided to drop Bozell’s “article” like a hot potato.

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Can we gloat? I mean, seriously. Can we? It’s it immature. We need to take the high road. Oh, fuck that noise. Tell us, Quad-City Times. . .make all of us smile.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bozell responded by having another ghostwriter write a damning missive claiming that this is the worst kind of discrimination. . .the kind directed at L. Brent Bozell III. I just hope he remembers to sign his name to it.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Chevron[/font]
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Last week, a fracking wellpad exploded outside of the small Pennsylvania town of Bobtown, which is near the West Virginia border. The fire burned for a long time. One worker is missing and presumed dead.

Chevron sent in its best PR team to make sure the entire area could be well canvassed as a way of saving and protecting their ass from a massive lawsuit that may come from this explosion.

They tested the air, water and soil (good) and then went to the locals in the area. Their offer to the scared residents was, let’s just say, nothing short of amazing.

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You’re kidding, right? We almost blew up and melted your house. . .here’s a gift card for a free extra-large and a two liter? Gee. . .thanks? Was it made with fracking water??

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Holy shit, this isn’t The Onion! This is real! Here’s what also fun. “One Term” Tom said that Bobtown will be the “Texas of Natural Gas,” due to fracking. What has Fracking given the locals, other than free pizza.

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Sounds like heaven on Earth. Don’t forget your garlic knots. I’m sure tucked away in fine print is the rider “use of this free coupon removes the citizen’s right to legal redress. Thank you, Fuck you! Buy our gas. Chevron.”


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Lloyd Oliver[/font]
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For the second week in a row, the Top Ten inducts a Democrat! This time, Texas Democrat Lloyd Oliver for one of the most obtuse, stupid and pathetic statements a political candidate has made since Todd Akin’s “legititmate rape” comment.
Mr. Oliver is running for Harris County District Attorney. Harris County is the area around Houston. So, Lloyd gives an interview where he states that domestic violence is passe.
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Oliver, 70, has been a criminal defense attorney for roughly 40 years, according to the Observer. He indicated that if he won his race he would move resources away from domestic violence to other issue areas.

Overrated? Yes. . .a little bruise here. A little cut there. Nothing big. Shut up, you wench, and make my Hot Pocket! And get me a beer too.

Don’t worry. Lloyd has some advice for victims of domestic violence.

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Kickbox would be nice. Kick Lloyd Oliver in the nuts a few times. Maybe if his wife does it, he will think it’s not overrated anymore. Then again, using his logic, a fistfight is perfectly acceptable.

Welcome to the Harris County Motel-6: Pickup your brass knuckles from Lloyd Oliver when you check into your room. We’ll keep the beatings on for you.

Enter obtuse comment #2 about spousal abuse.

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"There are some people — I don't understand it — but part of their making love is to beat one another up first," Oliver said. "Why do we want to get involved in people's bedrooms?"

BDSM is not spousal abuse, moron! It’s sexual. Weird kind of sexual, but who I am to judge? BDSM has safety words to stop the action. Spousal abuse’s safety words are “911, what’s your emergency?”

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Republican Homophobes[/font]
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What Top Ten article wouldn’t be complete without a trip down Homophobia Lane? Yes, that quaint little street where the klanhood glisten and children listen to crosses burning in the snow!

Let’s begin:

1: Dave Agema begins our galavant by comparing homosexuality to alcoholism. Apparently, homosexuality is a disease.

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But it’s exactly what you did, sonny boy. Gay and Alcoholic = the same thing. But let’s take a moment to come back to reality. Let’s take you at face value. I’m fair. You said you’re not comparing homosexuality to alcoholism. You’re just saying you want to help a friend that’s dying. And since gay people need help, you want to help them not be gay. You would try to do something about the gay person. . .how about leaving them the fuck alone and letting them be happy with their loved one. . .their spouse, their significant other. . .whomever! Who appointed you a gay person’s unneeded savior? Oh yes. . .no one!

2: South Carolina decides two public universities need to have money taken away because they assigned books with gay themes. So much for the first amendment.

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The House budget-writing committee on Wednesday tentatively approved a spending plan for 2014-15 that would cut $52,000 from the College of Charleston and $17,142 from the University of South Carolina Upstate.

They must be awful books. They must be the kind that bend your soul, curve your spine and prevent America from winning the war. What books caused the South Caroling Lege to do this?

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USC Upstate assigned "Out Loud: The Best of Rainbow Radio," referring to South Carolina's first gay and lesbian radio show, for a required course for all freshmen, which included lectures and other out-of-classroom activities meant to spark discussions about the book. Social conservatives complained about the colleges' selections.

Well, those sound just awful. Why don’t I recommend The Woman Who Walked Into Doors by one of my favorite authors, Roddy Doyle? There’s not gay in that book. Just all about the good, wholesome American past time of beating the living shit out of your wife and forcing her to have sex with you. Fun for the whole family and while reading it, you learn a valuable lesson. Beating women is fun for the whole family. So long as she doesn’t marry a woman.

3: Kansas enters the fray because of what happened to a poor gay man in Topeka. Let’s look at his man’s horrible story.

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Wow, it’s a love story. Amazing. I’m near tears. I hope it gets better.

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“I was in absolute shock, I mean, I could not even fathom what was going on,” he said. When he went into the restaurant, all went silent. The locals looked at him, with several pointing and whispering. Wiping out a cup, a server behind the restaurant’s main ordering station stared at him and then looked over at one of the newest signs next to the cash register.

“I looked at where several people’s eyes were tracking. Then there it was, it was a sign that said ‘No Gay Eating Here’.”

Shock: “No Gay Eating Here”, Kansas bill allows businesses and government workers to refuse service to gay couples.

Not wanting to make a scene, Quinns-Smith quickly walked up to the stand where he had always been able to order his food. The server who had taken his order and brought him his food for years stood there in front of him and asked, “How can we help?”
Was there a sign like that?

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Which poses a simple question. What the hell is gay eating? Can a gay DUer explain that to the readers in the comments? Describe gay eating and how it’s different from non-gay eating.

This can’t get any worse.

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“It means you and your boyfriend can’t come eating in here no more, unless you find God,” a customer seated offered a response before staff said anything.
“You need to find God and the Bible,” someone else yelled out. The floodgates were open.
“We don’t want your germs on the silverware.” ”Just repent son, you can still be forgiven and be normal.” ”Being gay is not natural. It is not God’s way.”

Did these homophobes just say they were afraid of cooties? It’s true. Everything we need to know about life we learned in Kindergarten. Are girls still icky? Is the boogeyman in the closet? Better year, are you eleventy-five years old?

4: Finally. . .ugh. My home state again. Arizona. There is no energy for this because this galavant down Homophobia Lane has completely made me sick to my stomach, but let’s see what Arizona is doing to embarrass itself again.

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The stupid burns bright in this one. Steve Yarbourgh of Chandler (Maricopa County. Not surprised) proposed this disgusting law. He gives a good reason.

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Poor oppressed Christians. I hope it passes and the Brewer-Harpy signs it. Then Arizona will swim in constitutional court for the next 20 years, all industries will leave and forget having that Super Bowl ever again.

Please, Arizona. Slit your own throat. I may be from Tucson, but I welcome it. Maybe when the state is deep in legal red, these neanderthals that run the State will be kicked out of office. Or even more apropos. . .forced to walk publicly in a gay pride parade arm and arm with Perez Hilton and Neil Patrick Harris. Hell, I’m sure Jim Parsons would be available too. Anything to shame these pricks so they crawl back under the rock from which they came.

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Ted Nugent[/font]
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And finally, Shitboy is back! Mr. Ted “Cat Scratch Fever and nothing else. . .Ever!” Nugent is back. Last week, he called Obama a subhuman mongrel. Then he got beaten up for it. Now he decides to save face by apologizing.

Maybe the Motor City Moron is turning a new leaf. One can hope.

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Wait. . .what. What the hell is a semi-apology?

[div class="excerpt" style="background-color:#F4E0E0; border:1px solid #E8C0C0; box-shadow:-1px -1px 3px #C66666 inset; border-radius:0.6em; margin:0.5385em 0em 0em 0.5385em;"]"I do apologize–not necessarily to the President–but on behalf of much better men than myself," Nugent said Friday an in interview with conservative radio host Ben Ferguson according to CNN.

So you are apologizing for every other man in the world? Thanks, Ted! Go shit your pants and fuck another 14 year old for me, buddy. Thank you for your apology.

Better yet, why not take your apology, make it into a little ball and shove that ball directly up your ass!

That way you can literally blow your apology out your ass!

See you next week.

February 21, 2014

Caption this photo of Mike Lee

February 19, 2014

I just want to go on record to say Paypal sucks

And if it died tomorrow, I wouldn't miss it.

Eight day fight with them over my brother sending me money, them treating my Chinese wife absolute contempt and rudeness and getting lied to and run arounds about unlimiting my account.

In all this bullcrap with identity theft fears, I am tired of being protected from myself.

Fuck Paypal!

February 16, 2014

Top Ten Conservative Idiots of the Week

[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]The New Jackie Robinson Edition[/font]

What a week! What has happened? Well, homophobes sent death threats to a five year old girl (2), the Japanese proceed to piss off every Asian nation again (5), Pat Roberts is a carpetbagger (8) and the Obama Administration (yes, they made the list this week) cries wolf to cover its ass (10) in the most controversial entry to the list since its return. And as always, don't forget the key. Remember, you can run your mouse over the icon to see what it means. At the end, the writer will give a small tribute to one of the greatest men of the past 100 years.

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Sports Homophobes (with deference to the NFL)[/font]
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Remember back in 1947, if any of you were alive. This black guy named Jackie Robinson was drafted by the Brooklyn Dodgers. And the world came to end. Civilization fell, people started eating their young. Fire and brimstone came down from the skies! Rivers and seas started boiling! Forty years of darkness, floods! Earthquakes, volcanoes. The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

All because some uppity negro was drafted to play baseball. And you see what has happened since? Now, they’re everywhere! Marrying your daughters! Taking well paying jobs. Going to college! Dammit. See what happens!

Of course, the Top Ten is being extremely sarcastic here, but there’s a point to this. See, last week, the world got its first taste of a sports figure “coming out,” which means announcing to the world that his life is honest and that he is no different than anyone else because of the sex he falls in love with. Michael Sam from the University of Missouri came out last week as the first openly gay potential NFL player. Remember, he has not been drafted yet, but if his on-field performance is an indictator, he will be drafted prior to the third round.

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Here is a photo of the man that will end the world.

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What came out was nothing short of spectacular. NFL players around the country tweeted support this Mr. Sam. People looked passed his orientation and welcomed him into the NFL family. It was completely breathtaking.

Well, almost everyone. Apparently, the NFL still has huge amounts of homophobia in its upper echelon.

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A man’s man game? WTF does that mean? 22 men groping each other on a field, tackling each other, then getting naked after the game for big group showers, hugs and ass patting? This is what is called a man’s man. Oh. . .and media, don’t dress it up. . .don’t write (gay slur). We all know they use the word “fag” like most Americans use the word “the.”

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Well, apparently two teams say they will step up. . .and we aren’t surprised which teams they are. So do the fans of the Eagles and the Packers, your teams are amazing. Green Bay Head Coach Mike McCarthy, please tell us how you feel.

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“I think you definitely have to feel he’s a courageous young man but my understanding is he’s a talented young player,” McCarthy said, via Wes Hodkiewicz of the Green Bay Press-Gazette. “We always from Day 1 talked about our program, about our culture. Ted [General Manager Ted Thompson] is going through draft process right now and at the end of the day, it comes down to good football players.
“Any player who can come here and be a good teammate and follow the rules of our program, which is one be respectful and produce on the football field, we have room for that guy.”

Yes, that is so fantastic. Not using crap to hold people down. Remember, this is the NFL. People like Marcus and Michael Vick, Ray Lewis and Aaron Hernandez are a-okay. But kiss a man and be prepared for vilification.

One last thing about this. Donte Stallworth ended any type of debate about Michael Sam with one sentence, responding to crap over-rated former head coach Herm Edwards said.

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Game, set and match.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]An unnamed Homophobe[/font]
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Well, Michael Sam. . .be prepared to be the butt of lame ass jokes, homophobic statements and ideas and hearing people calling you a “fag” as you go on and off the field. It’s sad, but predictable.

Middle America has a problem with gay people. Not lipstick lesbians. . .oh no. “Dyking out” in a porno flick is sexy and acceptable. “I kissed a girl, and I liked it” bellows Katy Perry. That’s okay. People had no problems when Britney Spears and Madonna locked lips. I’m sure some homophobe was at home jacking off watching that while listening to Rush Limbaugh scream how horrible gayo-Americans are. It’s 2014 and the US still has this crap.

But, Michael Sam is a grown man. An adult. He has the strength of withstand the copious amounts of bullshit he’s going to get thrown at him. Mia Talerico is different. I know, you’re asking who Mia Talerico is. Here is her photo and here is her Wikipedia page.

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According to her bio, she was born in September of 2008. That makes this actress a five year old girl. That is important to know, because her show on Disney, “Good Luck Charlie” just introduced a lesbian couple. What happens next borders on [link:|http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/02/06/5-year-old-actress-gets-death-threats-over-her-disney-shows-gay-characters/just plain evil].

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Death threats??? AGAINST A FUCKING FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL??? You homophobes are something else.

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Wow! Just wow! Amazing! Speechless. The girl is five years old. How much say does she have in the writing of the show? Or the creative direction of the show? Better yet, even if she did, who will listen? She’s FIVE YEARS OLD!

Maybe this isn’t bordering on just plain evil. It passes it completely, takes that line, dips it in shit and sets fire to it. This isn’t bordering anything. Except hopefully the courageous asshole that did this bordering on a stiff prison sentence.

These people are given so much deference by our permissive news media because they need to be balanced. The vomit level isn’t much higher than it is now. How much lower can the anti-gay movement go when they resort to sending a five year old girl death threats?

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Tim Armstrong[/font]
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So, time to enter that area of vice and crime, where the strong are there to exploit the weak and stupid and power is used to buy people, silence dissent and bolster the leader. No, we’re not talking North Korea. . .we’re talking the world of American big business. And this week’s profile is none other than AOL CEO Tim Armstrong.

See, Mr. Armstrong hates the ACA. Most right wing assholes do. That’s the point of the right wing. To hate things they help everyday Americans because the only Americans that matter to the right wing are unborn babies, dead soldiers, police protecting their property and the upper 1%. So, Armstrong comes out scream that because of two babies, AOL had to gut its benefits package.

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“We had two AOL-ers that had distressed babies that were born that we paid a million dollars each to make sure those babies were OK in general,” Armstrong said.

Distressed babies? How dare that happen! Just die already, you drains on business. You “distressed babies” are making it harder for job creators to create jobs overseas and pay slave wages.

AOL had to pay a million dollars to keep two children alive. I’m sure if it were Armstrong’s kids, the wallet would have been opened quickly.

Please proceed, ass munch!

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Under the new program, AOL employees will not be able to collect any matching funds toward their retirement savings from the company for any given year if they leave before Dec. 31 of that year.

Okay. I’m sure you’ll take a pay cut as well to help normalize expenditures? Don’t wait too long there, folks. No CEO will turn off the golden parachute.

Part of this story is also strange news. Most people aren’t even convinced AOL is still around. And when they do shit like this, people wonder why they are still around.

At least Ariana Huffington got rich selling out Huff Post to AOL.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Scott Walker[/font]
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Wisconsin governor and known Koch-sucker Scott Walker is back in the news, as that noose tightens around his corrupt neck.

Apparently, there has been a “John Doe” probe against Walker for a while now, dealing with his campaign financing. Who woulda thunk a Republican would be subjected to campaign finance criminal probes. According to PRWatch.org:

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Scott Walker is named in those documents.

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Poor Scott. He seems to be going the same way Bob McDonnell, Chris Christie, Rick Scott and now Pat McCrory have gone or are going. And just like Chris Christie, this clown has White House aspirations. Sadly, no one seems to care.

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Okay, logic would dictate that if he cared about Wisconsin, he’d be in Wisconsin and not campaigning in Florida. BTW, how many people showed up to listen to this corrupt sack of shit’s turds of wisdom?

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I’m sure their names were Koch, Walton, Alderson and some other right wing sponsors. Notice these people don’t have public gatherings. They need that echo chamber. As soon as they leave it, their feet go from being on the floor to into their mouths at record speed. Which is funny to see because their head also goes up their ass at the same speed.

Elections matter, Democrats. 2014 is extremely important.

As for Scott Walker, it won’t be long before [div style="display:inline-block; padding-left:0.3077em;" title="Indicted"], [div style="display:inline-block; padding-left:0.3077em;" title="Arrest"], and [div style="display:inline-block; padding-left:0.3077em;" title="Prison"] are added to his entries.

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Abe Shinzo and Naoki Hyakuta[/font]
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Japan has been taken over by the LDP, the Liberal Democratic Party. It’s a brand name type of name because they aren’t liberals and they aren’t Democrats. They are right wing, nationalistic revisionists bent on pissing off all their neighbors, specifically Korea and China.

Last week, Japanese writer, and close friend of Japanese PM Abe Shinzo, Naoki Hyakuta, came out and blasted anyone who says Japan committed war crimes during the Second World War. No, I am not kidding. And the United States was not amused at all.

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I see. Photos like these are frauds.

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Here is a wikipedia page of all Japanese War Crimes committed during World War 2. Bangka Island, Unit 731, the Rape of Nanking, the massacre of Suzhou, Singaporean Massacre, Palawan Massacre, Manila Massacre, forced rape and prostitution of Chinese, Korean and Pinay women, littering the ground with disease causing pathogens during the Jiangxi-Zhejiang Campaign, lacing food with poison so people would die, lacing candies with opium to turn children into drug addicts. . .on a personal note, the gang raping of my wife’s great grandmother on a road outside of Changzhou in 1938.

Please proceed, sir!

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Again, where is your evidence? This was posted on DU and a few actually came out to give this guy a little face and support. Which leaves this writer to ask one question: How can the 1937 Rape of Nanking be used to cover up the atomic bombing of two cities eight years later? The logic fails.

Holocaust deniers and Rape of Nanking deniers. Two groups of people that do not deserve the gift of life. No wonder the Koreans and Chinese hate the Japanese even to this day.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Science Challenged Americans[/font]
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And now, the attacks on science have come full circle. According to RT.com, about 25% of Americans don’t realize the Earth revolves around the sun. What!?!?!

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Please make it stop1 Please make this shit stop! No more “God does it” crap! No more “Intelligent Design.”

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Should be a 100% if you have a working brain. What do you expect? People in this country send death threats to five year old girls. Sometimes shit like this shouldn’t surprise me.

Next on the agenda. . .the Earth is still flat, Humans and dinosaurs co-existed and all science can be answered simply by saying “God’s will.”

In a related story, the State of Missouri is now taking up debate to require parental warnings in order to teach evolution.

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The stupid burns so much these days.

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Screw guy, science “fag.” God told me to hate you! Right after spoke through my neighbor’s car and told me to take a shit on the salad bar at Wendy’s.

No wonder 37 more countries produce more scientists than we do.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Arnold Schwarzenegger[/font]
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Shitty actor, shittier governor and lousy husband Groping Austrian Beefcake has decided he wants to become president. He thinks he will be a good president. After all, what the presidency needs is more macho men with testosterone problems.

Small problem. That pesky Constitution, namely Article 2, Clause 5, states:

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Never mind that shit. Arnie is going to court to challenge the constitution.

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So, this running for president is a pub stunt for another shitty movie with two over-the-hill shitty macho actors that don’t even do their own stunts? Is this serious?
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“Schwarzenegger has been talking openly about working on getting the constitutional rules changed so he can run for president in 2016. He is ready to file legal paperwork to challenge the rules.
Well, I guess that’s that. Fuck the US Constitution. Arnie wants in. American tradition and jurisprudence, as well as American Constitutional law and precedent be damned. However, it will take 38 states to approve such a change in constitutional conventions. . .but even if that doesn’t happen, the article says the following:

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Oh snap. Liberal BIRTHERS!!! Wow! That’s amazing!!! But it does take a massive ego to try to change an entire governmental constitution to placate one person’s desire to out live his political shelf life.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Pat Roberts[/font]
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In the real world, people who represent a Congressional district or a state should be residents of that state. Even if you are political carpetbagger (Hillary Clinton, I’m looking at you), you at least setup residency before you run for office.

Pat Roberts of Kansas (R-Naturally) thinks that pure bollocks. According to TPM:

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Wow. Can this be declared on campaign finance forms? Is allowing someone to live in a house that’s not theirs in a state they don’t live in to begin with a violation of campaign contribution laws?

Don’t worry. Roberts has a completely lame excuse and validation to his obvious law breaking.

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Access to a recliner? Nice. Does it have a place to hold your beer? Does it have optional heat and massage? Can you have sex on it? Don’t answer the last one, bald, geratric senator-man!

And no one knows the state better than you do? Maybe living there would allow people to believe that, douchebag!

So, where does Pat live really?

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Oh. . .Virginia now has three senators. Two legit and one because he left Kansas! But, IOKIYAR!

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Marco Rubio[/font]
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When answering a question, there is the right way and the dumbass way. Marco Rubio (R-Thirst) was recently asked if he ever smoked weed. A simple yes or no would be good, then moving on to something else. No one would ever say anything.

But this is Marco Rubio and it’s time to give a classic Republican non-answer answer to a simple yes-or-no question.

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So, let’s look at the question. According to State.com:

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Again, simple question. Yes or no. One word then say “next question.”

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232 words. Repeat. Two hundred. Thirty. Two. Words.

Let’s let the Top Ten play Rubio and interpret what he said into real words. Again, the question:

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And the translated response from the Top Ten list:

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]The Obama Administration[/font]
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And finally. . .the Top Ten list expects to be flagged for a jury over this one, but when the Obama Administration is wrong, it needs to be called out. In the past, the Top Ten called out Dianne Feinstein for her authoritarian little girl crush on the NSA and this time, the Obama Administration is just as guilty.

Let’s look at the story, brought to us by Wired.com.

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Okay. . .mistakes are made. It happens. Everyone can grant that. $3.8 million dollars and seven years later, a brown person gets their freedom returned to them. Keep that in mind, please. We are talking 2007.

So what happened next?

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So, Bush’s White House makes a mistake. Instead of righting the wrong, the Holder Justice Department carries over the mistake, stone walls, cripples this person financially. . .AND IT’S THEIR FUCKING ERROR!!! This cannot be defended. Mistakes are made. Man up, admit them, fix them, and make sure they never happen again.

No, the Obama Adminstration just contiunes for years to torment this innocent person.

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State secrets? This person was added by mistake.

This shows you what dragnets do. The Obama Administration is damned wrong on this and someone needs to be fired. It doesn’t matter if it started under Bush. Obama make it his own when he took up the cause instead of righting the wrong.

This is the most controversial entry to the Top Ten ever! But it has to be said. When the president and his administration is wrong, they need to be called out. Country before party!

See you next week.

February 7, 2014

Top Ten Conservative Idiots of the Week

[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]The Coca Cola Edition[/font]

Life is back to normal. Republicans are back in the faux poutrage about something meaningless, this time a completely inoffensive Coca Cola Ad during the Super Bowl (1). Also, GOP Civil War (4) seems to be starting with a banging, conspiracy theorists (9) are batshit crazy and Bill O’Reilly has an epiphany (10). And as always, don't forget the key. Remember, you can run your mouse over the icon to see what it means. At the end, the writer will give a small tribute to one of the greatest men of the past 100 years.

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Conservative Pundits[/font]
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So, it is Super Sunday and all the best ads come out for a game that, as always, was over quickly (like after the first play). This is the time where ads are the best, funniest or more intelligent.

Coca Cola decided to do a patriotic, multi-cultural ad using “America the Beautiful” as the backdrop being sung in English, Spanish and Arabic. Cue the conservative belly aching.

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"Then the words went from English to languages I didn’t recognize," a troubled West wrote, calling it "a truly disturbing commercial."
"If we cannot be proud enough as a country to sing 'American (sic) the Beautiful' in English in a commercial during the Super Bowl, by a company as American as they come — doggone we are on the road to perdition," he wrote.

This asshole is still around? Doesn’t he have more self-hating to do? Or else, more war crimes to be accused of. Well, Allen West is just Uncle Ruckas anyway Maybe he’s alone.

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Not only did Coke use "a deeply Christian patriotic anthem whose theme is unity – in several foreign languages," but Leahy noted that the "ad also prominently features a gay couple."

AHHHH!!!! HOMOS!!!! ON MY TV SCREEN!!! And they are not in a parade, on a reality show or being characters in a stupid sitcom like Will and Grace. And how dare Coca Cola use other languages of inferior people to show unity. If people wanted to be united, they should all speak English with an American accent (not British, Canadian, Aussie or New York/Bostonian accents), be wealthy and white Christians. That we we can truly become the great American melting pot.

Let’s look at Fixed Noise. They are a legitimate news agency. Maybe they have a fresh perspective.

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Couldn't make out that song they were singing. I only speak English.
— toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) February 3, 2014

So was Coca-Cola saying America is beautiful because new immigrants don't learn to speak English?
— toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) February 3, 2014

Coca Cola is the official soft drink of illegals crossing the border. #americaisbeautiful
— toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) February 3, 2014

Todd only speaks English, but only understands Racist Asshole. Damn Mexicans and their illegal immigrant language. And all you 6.7 billions non Americans out there. . .how dare you fucking speak your language! Especially in this country, where the official language is English and all peop. . .what? We don’t? According to wikipedia:

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Yeah, so that is that! America doesn’t have an official language and America the Beautiful needs to be sung in English because that’s what Jesus would have wanted. Wait. . .Jesus didn’t speak English either? You’re shitting me!. Moses too?

Well, at least God speaks English. At least, that’s what God told me before he spoke through my dog about how aliens where sending anti-American soup recipes to lesbians through an invisible radar attached to my penis.

Rod Serling may have wrote the Twilight Zone, but we now live it. To end this, look at this twitter screencap from a twit!

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It is news to me that America the Beautiful is the national anthem. I always thought it was that warmongering Star Spangled Banner. You learn something new everyday.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]John Boehner[/font]
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Orange Glo is back and more irrelevant than EVER! And he is working on not just being the Worst Speaker of the House ever, but the Worst Speaker of the House since the beginning of time.

Apparently not willing to play second fiddle to Cantor and Ryan, the Ohio Tearduct has decided to do something about the continuing GOP orgasm over Benghazi.

See, the way it works is four Americans died in a terrorist attack, so therefore someone’s head needs to role and because Obama is a scary black communist, fascist, muslim kenyan socialist, he must be the first. Even though there is no evidence of any wrongdoing and the fact that the GOP cut the embassy’s security budget. . .it’s all Obama’s fault. And the Ohio Tearduct will show you that opening a website. How lazy and half-assed.

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The site -- GOP.gov/Benghazi -- contains the House and Senate committee reports of their investigations into the Benghazi attacks, which killed four Americans, including Ambassador Christopher Stevens, as well as transcripts and notes from various congressional committee hearings on the attacks. "This site brings the facts straight to the American people by way of hundreds of pages of documents and transcripts the White House doesn't want you to read," Boehner's press office wrote in a release announcing the new Web page. "The investigation is ongoing, and the search for the truth continues, so new documents will be added as they are made available."

The White House doesn’t want people to see these documents or transcripts? Couldn’t the White House should classify them? Better yet. . .since they were released to the public, maybe there is nothing there anyway, since classifying documents is usually done to protect a person’s reputation and not for national security (though national security is the overwhelmingly standard reason).

All of this leads to one question. Is this prick the worst Speaker of the House ever? Or was there one worse? I’ll let the readers decide.

In November, someone needs to get to a drug store. Johnboy’s going to need alot of issues and vodka as he realizes he will have to pass the gavel to Nancy Pelosi. Which will be fun to watch:

Worst. Speaker. Ever. Please introduce the Best Speaker Ever!

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Republican Tricksters[/font]
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Let’s look at the modern Republican Party. A loose group of racists, nihilists, dominionists, sociopathic oligarchs, uneducated rabble, jingoists, nationalists, fundamentalists and corportists all working together to build an American Ayn Rand, Milton Friedman and Charles and David Koch can enjoy.

To succeed, they need to win the hearts and minds of the voters. Not only will they get their voters, but campaign donations. However, the GOP is lagging behind a bit on the money end. Nevertheless, the GOP has decided to (Again) open websites to get people to donate to Democrats(?). Well, sort of.

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The National Republican Congressional Committee has launched a series of websites that look like they support a Democratic candidate for Congress, but instead direct contributions to the Republican Party instead. The Tampa Bay Times interviews one donor who thought he was giving to Alex Sink's (D) congressional campaign. It even used the same blue and green color scheme as the candidate's official website. But he didn't see the small print, which said, "Make a contribution today to help defeat Alex Sink and candidates like her."



Looks legit, if you look at it without blinking. Take a second and you will see “Make a contribution today to help defeat Alex Sink and candidates like her.” It’s a GOP site made to look like a legit campaign site.

See, this is how it works. Bankrupt ideas, bankrupt ideology, bankrupt party (except for their corporate sponsors), so they resort to cheating and deception.

As always, the GOP did what it does best in response: lied!

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But the data tells a different story. Democrats are actually raising significantly more money than Republicans.

A Wall Street Journal review of the latest campaign filings finds that the top Democratic candidates in the 52 most competitive House races reported raising $42.3 million last year, easily beating the $34.8 million for the top Republican candidates in those races.

Democrats are upset because their candidates are struggling. Wow! That Fixed Noise Channel echo chamber has completely destroyed the GOP’s ability to see beyond the dashboard.

November is beginning to look really good.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]GOP Circular firing squad[/font]
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The GOP is going the way of the old Whig Party (which is the grandfather of the modern GOP). It was only a matter of time. Look at their heroes: Reagan. . .ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Lincoln, but that was over 150 years ago.

So, the Whigs died due to ideological purity tests and requiring members to adhere to their political dogma of the party no matter how detrimental it was. The only thing that mattered was the party.

The GOP has become that today. Any Republican Congressional Member that bucks the system will face a tea-bagging primary challenge. Even leadership. Especially leadership. Let’s let Mr. Irrelevant himself, Brent Bozell explain.

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The group told CNN that they will run digital ads targeting House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio), Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va.) and Majority Whip Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.), as well as Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) and Minority Whip John Cornyn (R-Texas).

Cut that head off the snake, boys. Target those five assholes big time. Primary them! Do it! Don’t stop! Keep it going! Split the party even more.

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Please. Please. Please! More nutjobs! More people that make Allen West look like a flaming liberal! Please! More! More! Make Congress BRIGHT FUCKING BLUE!!!

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]ACA Opponents[/font]
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Nothing causes the GOP more angina and acid reflux than the ACA. That godless, communistic, liberal idea spouted by then GOP governor of Massachusets Mitt Romney has been the destruction of this great country. More than allowing two gayo-Americans to get married. Giving everyone access to medical care!?!?! HOW WRONG!!!

But, according to the CBO, there is more to this. And Republicans hate it completely.

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But in a hearing Wednesday, CBO Director Douglas Elmendorf explained how that is not so: His office's report, he noted, actually says that Obamacare produces a net increase in employment, and cuts the deficit.

Let’s look at some of the tweets from the twits on twitter.

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— RB (@RBPundit) February 4, 2014

@mmcauliff Let's just all quit our jobs and write poems and shit. Hey moron, this is my face right this very moment. pic.twitter.com/gWuO0Xh59q
— Becca (@SnarkyPitBull) February 5, 2014

@mmcauliff You're a SENIOR CONGRESSIONAL REPORTER?! A SENIOR?! Are you fucking KIDDING me with this shit?
— Harry (@Tark31) February 4, 2014

Who pays for these “free people?” Their jobs, of course. But because they don’t need to have two or three of them and work 60 - 80 hours a week, they can go back to 30 - 40 and not worry about getting killed on the health costs.

Nowhere in the CBO report does it say to QUIT your job, Becca. These people are just braindead. Elmendorf went on to explain all of this in very simple words to very simple people.

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What? Americans don’t need to be wage slaves to medical bills and can spend more time with their families. HOW FUCKING UNAMERICAN!!! It’s every American family’s right to make their kids latchkey kids where their dominant adult influence is the T.V.

As for multiple job holding Americans, former pResident Chimpy McPlasticturkey said that’s uniquely American and good. And then asked the poor woman if she got any sleep. Hahahahahaha!!!!

Please explain, Elmendorf.
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"If someone comes up to you and says, 'Well, the boss said I’m being laid off because we don’t have enough business to pay me,' that person feels bad about that and we sympathize with them for having lost their job," he continued. "If someone comes to you and says, 'I’ve decided to retire,' or 'I’ve decided to stay home and spend more time with my family,' or 'I’ve decided to spend more time doing my hobby' –- they don’t feel bad about it, they feel good about it. And we don’t sympathize, we say congratulations. And we don’t say they’ve lost their job, we say they’ve chosen to leave their job."

Elmendorf also explained that while having health care options would encourage some people to seek coverage outside their employer, it hardly means that most people would stop working altogether, since most people need a job for more than just health insurance.

"It's not that they have no incentive to work, it's that they have smaller incentive to work," he said.

Okay, issue with the last statement. Smaller incentive? Please explain. We have jobs to pay for our lives, not doctors and hospitals. A job should not be a pre-requisite for medical care.

Can you see why the ACA causes the GOP angina? Don’t worry, GOP. Poutrage and Angina are covered under Obamacare. Just go to the national exchange website and enroll.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Carondelet High School for Girls[/font]
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February is Black History month. This is a time when we should be teaching the words of WEB DuBois, Booker T. Washington, Medgar Evers, Malcolm X, Freddrick Douglas, the Tulsa Race Riots of 1923 and the travesty of George Stinney. It’s a time when we as a nation need to reflect on our long, and sorry, history of racism. Maybe not just black history month, but all history month. Native Americans, Women, Homosexuals. But February is set aside to remember those who came to this land in chains.

Schools normally put on events or have workshops for students to highlight black history month. In Northern California, the Carondelet High School for Girls decided to do this for their students. What better way to honor black history month than to serve your students Fried Chicken, Watermelon and Collared Greens. What, no Kool Aid?

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Officials at Carondelet High in Concord have had to dole out some serious apologies for the debacle, which some students actually first conceived on Friday as a way to celebrate the holiday.

But good intentions weren't enough to keep community members angry at the arguably racist menu at bay.

I wonder if they would wash it all down with a 40 of Colt 45 while playing with a 9.

Somehow, the Principal, Nancy Libby, still has her job. As do the teachers that supported this crap. They went into full damage control mode!

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Nah. . .no one thinks that. Just tell those who were offended to go tell it to their mammy! So, what is the upshot?

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This will sound racist, but I live in China and have seen this for a long time. They are doing what most Chinese employers do. See, here. . .no one gets fired. It’s about saving face. It isn’t that the person is useless, has no ability and screwed everything up. . .it’s they haven’t been given proper training. So we will train them to do a better job. No real consequences. . .just the appearance of fixing a problem.

The assembly will all be done in blackface too, speaking ebonics and pidgeon English, flashing gang signs and serving grape and orange soda.

What is sad is this school is in the San Francisco Bay Area.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Jim Bridenstine[/font]
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It’s time for townhall meeting with the boobs that elect Republicans. Let’s pack the hall with racists, dumbasses, fucktards, halfwits, twits, boobs, fundamentalist yokels and tin-foil Alex Jones/Glenn Beck types.

This townhall comes to us from Oklahoma (ugh), where first term teabagger Jim Bridenstine comes from and from where he infects Congress. Everything was going well until some weird woman gets up and screeches that Obama needs to be executed. What!?!?!

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The woman called Obama “moron” and a “criminal” who is acting wholly without authority and “nobody’s doing anything” to reign him in. There was some awkward laughter as she brought up the execution of the president, and Bridenstine brushed past it to keep going after Obama on his lawlessness in bypassing Congress.

Look, news media. The meeting didn’t get thrown off course. This is normal. This happens all the time. It is as common as sunrise with teabaggers. You pricks in the media just refuse to call a spade a spade and make it sound like women like this at Republican townhalls are not the norm. They are.

But here’s the bigger problem. Instead of booing this woman, heckling her or telling her to shut up, the crowd just laughed at the idea of executing a sitting president. And the Congressman didn’t stop the woman, remove her mic to scold her for this. . .he just continued the teabagger line.

Then another woman popped up and spouted this turd of wisdom.

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The Senate doesn’t impeach, asshat. It votes on conviction or acquittal. Your boy Jim Bridenstine hs the power to impeach Obama. And everyone is daring him, or another idiot to do it. But, you see, teabaggers. . .you’re being played. Your heroes of King, Bachmann, Gohmert, Kingston, Broun, Ryan, Farenthood, etc. . .they know they would get destroyed with impeachment hearings. As a result, they won’t do it, but they will keep you angry so you morons keep sending them money.

All in all, the Republican Party has become a giant ponzi scheme. And suckers are born every minute, like the ones that vote for Jim Bridenstine.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Ted Nugent[/font]
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Shitboy draftdodger Ted “Cat Scratch Fever and nothing else” Nugent is back in the news. And for the same reasons. Let’s just look at what Mr. Tough Guy has to scream about this week.

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BigMedia.org first surfaced Nugent's comments after he was asked by Denver morning talk-radio host Peter Boyles on Monday morning, "What happened to the Republican Party?"

Oh Goody, goody. A wack-a-loon from the GOP is going to tell us what’s wrong with today’s GOP. Older, more racist demographic that is dying off. . .a party of the upper 1%. Religious fundamentalism, anti-intellectualism. Anti-science, anti-logic, anti-choice, anti-civil rights. . .are these what’s wrong, Teddy Tell us all! Enlighten us!

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{speechless}

Umm. . .uuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm.

He actually brought up the word scrotum in a political discussion.

Adjectives and nouns fail me.

Please proceed, Psycho.

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Fifteen or twenty years? So, does that include the Bush years too? And a Nazi reference!
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So, let’s see. A sex reference, a Nazi reference and a sheep reference. Trifecta of stupid!

Next up for underage girl pervert Ted is a long diatribe on why he needs viagra just to get up in the morning.

Pete Seeger, Phil Ochs and Harry Chapin are all gone from us, and this asshole still gets a forum.


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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Blizzard Conspiracy Nuts[/font]
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If I could put that icon 10,000 times, it wouldn’t be enough for #9 this week. This is just so much stupid wrapped up in one entry. Apparently, Obama now controls the weather.

Let’s look at the bullshit.

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The conspiracy reasoning goes like this: the snow is unusual in Georgia and other southeast areas and doesn't melt when burned. Therefore, it must be fake snow, distributed by the government, as a diversion from big government tyranny: (Via YouTube / Div9neImages)

"You're being distracted from all fronts, you're preoccupied. They're up here signing bills, the government, to pretty much take away more of your rights and freedoms." (Via YouTube / Occult Sin)

I see. Send in the blizzards and create more government tyranny. It’s all Obama’s fault.

I get it now. Something makes you inconvenienced in a way. . .blame Obama. I have sulphur burps: Government conspiracy. My hangnail hurts. Obama made it worse! I have a fucking math test tomorrow! GOD DAMN GOVERNMENT TAKING MY RIGHT TO BE A DUMBASS!!!

The stupid doesn’t stop there.

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A weather death ray? This isn’t The Onion!!!

Not to be outdone, those science people tried to explain to asshats what happens. How much of you think entered the granite rock they call heads?
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"When you heat something like this, it goes from a solid to a gas. It's called sublimation. It doesn't go from a solid to a liquid, i.e. melting." (Via WTVR)

Oh, and that black mark left on the snow? And the chemical smell? That's from the butane in the lighter itself when it's left so close to the snow — which, by the way, does melt when exposed to heat, like from a microwave, rather than an open flame. (Via YouTube / JediSoulfly)

Now, from a physical geography teacher. . .what is causing all this wear weather is three things:

1: Mass influx of cold, fresh water into the warm upper level ocean currents all found on the eastern side of a continent which super cools the cold, dense, deep ocean current, cutting off precipitation in the west (look at CA this year). As that water reaches the equator, the mass influx of water heats and creates more vapor which is carried by the prevailing winds and the trade winds, bringing more fierce storms.

2: With the CO2 levels rising, the albedo rate for heating and sunlight isn’t normal anymore. The heat and light gets trapped and most doesn’t reflect anymore.

3: Deforestation and exhausting non-renewable land resources causing massive desertification. Farmlands can’t be recharged because they are being intensified and Rain forests are being stripped.

Nah. . .fuck that science noise. Nothing beats a good conspiracy theory!

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[font style="font-size:1.539em; text-transform:uppercase;"]Bill O’Reilly[/font]
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And finally. . .well, let’s just let Bill Orally speak for himself.

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“Mr. Stewart echoing what President [Barack] Obama said,” O’Reilly said. “That some of the issues I brought up have been ‘thoroughly investigated.’ Of course, that’s a farce.”

Of course isn’t farce! Jon Stewart is a fucking comedian! You are, or are supposed to be be a legitimate newshound. Jon Stewart is on Comedy Central. You’re on a channel that uses the word “News” in the title. Of course you’re going to be lampooned! Especially when you sound like a fucking doofus.

Jon Stewart owes you nothing! Deal with it. . .or did the big bad Daily Show step on your little footsies and hurt you. Don’t worry. . .all you need is your photo of Andrea Mackris and your falafel!

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If the shoe fits, dipshit! But he said it himself. He’s a doofus. Accepting the problem is the first step to recovery, Bill. We’re all proud of you. Now everyday, get up, look in the mirror and say “I’m Bill. . .and I’m a doofus.” Then maybe we’ll stop seeing pictures like the one below

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Yes, we can’t explain that. But can you explain why people think you’re a doofus? Please continue with your attack on a comedian!

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Who’s allegations? What evidence? Quoting some blog like Newsmax or World Nut Daily. . .or Townhall isn’t news, Bill. Maybe again, if he weren’t so up his own ass.

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Still waiting.

He finished off his show by saying the following!

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We hear you, but we don’t care. You’re a craphead!

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Maybe we don’t want to. Because you are doofus. Sometime this year, Bill will go Dan Quayle and start an argument with Sheldon Cooper, Peter Griffin or Eric Cartman.

Just remember, Bill

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Again, who needs sciencey stuff when you have Fixed Noise dogma?

See you next week.

February 6, 2014

A rare look into the Koch Brothers' scumpiles.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/wp/2014/02/05/a-rare-look-inside-the-koch-brothers-political-empire/