October 28, 2020

My rage is sharp ice; yours is hot steel

They thought they could own us; grabbed all they could steal
Now I slash in the shadows; you smash in the sun
The forces of darkness will regret what they've done.

October 16, 2020

538 has Biden back up to +10.7% this morning. (edited due to even more increase!)

Cue the "Pretend we're losing by 10 points! Crawl under a rock and die!" posts. Despair kills enthusiasm and stifles action. Rejoice, people. Take this encouragement and get yourself and everybody you trust, to the polls, in whatever form that takes in your state.

October 7, 2020

President Plague Bearer's Problem:

Do privatized prisons provide pre-existing protections?

He will find this question to be very pertinent.

October 7, 2020

It's Miller Time! (says COVID)

I can't think of a more deserving person to get COVID, than Steven Goebbels Miller.

May he spend the rest of his days with miserable lingering aftereffects, sleeping on a concrete floor, eating moldy bread and drinking from a toilet.

October 2, 2020

Trump has finally sprung his long-dreaded October Surprise.

September 23, 2020

I voted early yesterday first time ever (dropped off my ballot)!

Thanks to everybody turning out in 2019, we've flipped the legislature in VA, and early/absentee/mail voting is now legalized. For the first time in my long life, I was able to vote early. It was nerve-wracking to figure out all the processes and make sure I got every single detail right, but well worth the effort.

September 14, 2020

My wife played a clip to me that somebody put together; Biden's missteps in the 80s.

I assume it came out of St Petersburg or KKKarl Rove's Skkkunkworks, probably she found it posted by some artificial "friend" on Falsebook.

She was all down on him. I said "Would you rather have the guy who made some bad gaffes in the 80s, or the guy who's trying to kill you right now?" That shut her up.

July 30, 2020

Map: COVID Cases Per Capita, by county. This is the story the media wants to hide.

https://usafacts.org/visualizations/coronavirus-covid-19-spread-map/

Make sure to click on CONFIRMED (PER 100K)

July 29, 2020

Question for DU theologians: Is Trump a succubus, or an incubus?

Or is he just ridin' the Fuck You Bus?

July 29, 2020

He's gone from "Drink Clorox" to "Drink Alien DNA."

Seriously, I can't believe even the MAGATS will swallow this.