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Not sure who came up with these, but great stuff! 😤🤧😷🤢


NEIL DIAMOND: touching hands
CDC: no donít touch hands
NEIL DIAMOND: reaching out
CDC: please avoid that
NEIL DIAMOND: TOUCHING YOU-
CDC: everyone is Boston is doomed

STING: Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
CDC: Now you're talkin

STING: Every breath you take, every step you make...
CDC: Yes, we will be watching you.

Proclaimers:
But I would walk 500 miles
and I would walk 500 more
just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
to fall down at your door
CDC: Please quarantine in place

MC Hammer: You can't touch this
CDC: Not without proper sterilization and washing hands

JIM MORRISON: COME ON, COME ON, COME ON NOW TOUCH ME, BABY!
CDC: That is not advised.
JIM MORRISON: CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I AM NOT AFRAID?
CDC: Immaterial.

Phil Collins: Shes seems to have an invisible touch
CDC: get her into quarantine immediately!

Pink Floyd: HEY YOU
CDC: oh hell
Pink Floyd: out there on your own
CDC: ok, self quarantined, not so bad
Pink Floyd: sitting naked by the phone WOULD YOU TOUCH ME
CDC: god damnit

EXILE: I want to kiss you all over
CDC: Absolutely not.
EXILE: and over again.
CDC: GOTTDAMNIT!!

Alanis: Cause I got one hand in my pocket.
CDC: Make sure it's sanitized.
Alanis: And the other one is giving a high five.
CDC: That's it. I quit!

MILEY: "It's a Party in the USA!"
CDC: "You really should avoid large gatherings."
MILEY: "My tummy's turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda home sick!"
CDC: "See! What did I tell you?"

Bon Jovi: You're love is like bad medicine.
CDC: We're actually still finding the cure.
Bon Jovi: Bad medicine is what I need.
CDC: It most certainly is not.

BEATLES: Yeah you, got that something, I think you'll understand
CDC: It's Covid-19
BEATLES: I wanna hold your hand
CDC: Not advisable
BEATLES: I wanna hold your hand
CDC: No

Eddie Money: Take me home tonight!
CDC: NO!

Foreigner: ďIíM HOT-BLOODED! Check it and see.Ē
CDC: ďWell, yes, we do advise constant monitoring of body tempera
Foreigner: ďIíVE GOT A FEVER OF A HUNDRED AND THREE!Ē
CDC: ďDear God. Why are you still singing? Can we get an ambulance here? Right away?Ē

Robert Palmer: Doctor, doctor, give me the news. I've got a bad case
CDC: Oh no...
Palmer: Of loving you
CDC: *sigh of relief*

Please feel free to add more!
Posted by Heartstrings | Sun Mar 1, 2020, 05:26 PM (6 replies)

Pack of wolves visit cabin in Quebec....so cool!



I ❤️ Wolves!

Don't touch the grass!

Betsy DeVos fails to answer basic ? asked by my Congressman Mark Pocan!!

"You can't gaslight a pandemic, Donald"...John Pavlovitz 2-27-2020

You look scared, Donald.

You should be.

A pandemic is problematic for you.

You canít gaslight a pandemic.

You canít bully it into compliance.

You canít lie to it and hope it wonít run a fact check.

You canít pay for its silence or promise immunity.

You canít threaten its reelection bid if it breaks ranks.

You canít fire it when it dissents from your ramblings.

You canít impugn its character with baseless attacks.

You canít fool it with talk about God.

You canít bury it with FoxNews fluff pieces.

You canít drown it in nationalism.

You canít dismiss it with cries of fake news.

You canít pardon it after it completes its assaults.

You canít give it a demeaning nickname and hope to deflate it.

You canít rage-Tweet it into exhaustion.

You canít avoid it by appointing corrupt judges to do your bidding.

You canít give it free tickets in order to fill vain arena celebrations of your ego.

You canít frighten it with fairy tales about migrant boogeymen and transgender monsters.

You canít hope it will blow over while you golf once again.

You canít mischaracterize it with racial stereotypes.

You canít pretend you can pray it away.

You canít blame it on Barack Obama or windmills or the Gay Agenda or Hillaryís emails.

You canít bullsh*t a pandemicóso nothing you know how to do will help you here.

A pandemic is not an election or a Supreme Court seat or Franklin Graham or Lindsey Graham or the Republican Partyóso it cannot be bought.

A pandemic is not an uneducated voting block so it will not be swept up in the emotional fervor of dog and pony patriotism, or duped by ceremonial religiosity.

A pandemic is a reckless, brutal, unruly, violent thing, and none of your sideshow huckster repartee or your cheap parlor tricks or your legal gymnastics will save you or anyone else.

Only intelligent, qualified, reasonable, compassionate people who trust science and want to protect human beings can help at times like theseówhich is why you are completely useless.

Worse than that, itís why you will make things much worse.

Pandemics thrive on fear, and fear is your only commodity. It is the one weapon at your disposalóand it only helps the sickness.

In the raking light of an actual emergency, you are being revealed as a fraudulent, callous, completely unprepared and outmatched imposter.

History is recording how ill-equipped you are for the serious, grievous, and terrible things real leaders are required to engage and confront.

Youíre being exposed in these days for what you are: a public health crisis endangering millions of people; a reckless, brutal, unruly, violent thing that is spreading sickness.

The only hope we have for a cure comes in November.

You look scared, Donald.

We are too.

George Takei today....

Happy Birthday, George!

On what would have been your 77th birthday....

"I felt so bad for this guy. He had good speed..was setting up for the main jump and BOOM!

Slammed right into the Sun!

Robert Reich.....

Best anti-trump sticker so far.....

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